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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 835
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Re-education Camp Director: What's better than a big juicy steak? Camp Detainees: Nothing is better than a big juicy steak! Re-education Camp Director: And what's better than nothing? Camp Detainees: A stale piece of bread is better than nothing! Re-education Camp Director: Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak. |
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#523 |
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Muse
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 835
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Re-education Camp Director: What's better than a big juicy steak? Camp Detainees: Nothing is better than a big juicy steak! Re-education Camp Director: And what's better than nothing? Camp Detainees: A stale piece of bread is better than nothing! Re-education Camp Director: Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy
Posts: 7,053
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No no, it's a potential perpetual motion machine! Forget the fancy schmancy germanium doodads and stuff. All you have to do is put a crankpin on one wheel of your toy car, duct tape the charger to the top, and then when the car goes, it will crank the charger and charge its own batteries. It will go forever and ever and ever (and may be ever and ever...), and if you run it fast enough, it will charge more and more batteries, until you rule the world.
I'm going over to the Challenge forum to start applying for my million bucks. |
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"Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.(Samuel Johnson) |
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seriously unable to be serious
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Posts: 2,382
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I don't get it, why is sock puppetry so hard? I think I'll give it a try just so I can make fun of others who can't do it.
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Washington D.C.
Posts: 6,136
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Say bye bye.
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King of Svalbard
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bortenfor alle blåner
Posts: 4,273
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As a devoted follower of Pro7's free energy science, he has shared his latest research with me in private:
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Panama er landet eg drøymer om! |
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Metasyntactic Variable
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Pantopia
Posts: 4,911
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What a maroon!
That schematic is for a battery-operated phase-shift oscillator. It does nothing more than drain energy from the battery and produce heat -- there is not even a designated output port!
He's trying to pass off an Electronics 101 circuit as a sophisticated "Free-Energy" device. This device does not violate any physical laws, nor does it create energy. Just how ignorant does he think we are? ... as much as he? And FYI: There is no similarity to my schematic. |
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"When I say, "Evidence, Please?" I am not asking for another statement of faith. I am asking for the evidence that supports that faith. Faith proves nothing." -- Fnord, Pointing Out the Obvious to the Oblivious Since 1957.
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Uncritical "thinker"
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Derbyshire, UK
Posts: 3,558
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Why don't you start a discusion about whether beauty is subjective or objective... This slight derail is only because Fnord (especially) has cpomprehensively debunked this... though your diagram was less suitable than JSIV's: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.p...12#post2429912 Jim |
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#530 |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy
Posts: 7,053
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"Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.(Samuel Johnson) |
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: N55.47'36" E12.30'21"
Posts: 11,249
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That guy is one sick puppy. I had a colleague like that (before he was institutionalized). He would also make strange diagrams and claim they did various weird things.
At least that circuit will do something. It will oscillate at some non-descript frequency, mainly determined by R1 and C2. How he even imagines that it could charge the battery (let alone charge it with more power than it drains), is beyond me. Hans |
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The time is always right to do what is right. (Martin Luther King JR.) |
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Muse
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 696
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Maybe the guy isn't outright sick. I used to be like that, too. I made various strange diagrams and plans for unworkable devices and imagined they did the most amazing things. And I was telling my peers stories that were completely made up. It didn't feel like lying, as I was not trying to cover up anything or get any unfair advantage. Engaging in these fantasies seemed harmless, it was just a game of make believe. And sometimes the people around would play along. After all, I was eight.
When I was eleven and starting to learn physics, I also made plans for my own free energy device. I really believed it would work and not even my physics teacher could convince me otherwise. - Later, of course, I grew up, learned more about physics and realized myself it wouldn't work. And I realized that reality can be even more exciting than naive stuff made-up from ignorance. And that it's not okay to claim things that aren't real, nor is it necessary to suppress your vivid imagination, for there are ways to make use of creativity and suspension of disbelief to both yours and others' enjoyment - writing, acting, role-playing games, story art, animation, etc.So if Pro7 is a young teen (have you read his 'you-are-gay' insults?), I don't really blame him for making up stuff; he can still grow out of it. And if not, oh well. I have a friend who is well into his twenties and still likes to make up nonsense. Some people are bothered by that, but I don't really mind; I know he leads a boring life and wants to believe that all these cool things are happening to him. He's nice to others and fun to hang around with, so I don't find it worth to severe the friendship by confronting him. Sometimes when he goes too far, I just ask him a simple favor that would be trivial to do if he was telling the truth but very difficult otherwise. I found this very effective in keeping his fantasies at a reasonable level.
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sunny Florida
Posts: 656
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Thabiguy-maybe you should become a scout leader, you like hanging with kids so much?
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Ignorance and stupidity should be painful,in trivial cases; excruciatingly so, in willful instance ; and invariably fatal, in arrogant, willful, cases. Owww! That smarts! |
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#534 |
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Muse
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 696
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Thanks for the tip, trvlr2, but I think I'll pass. While occasionally babysitting my friends' and relatives' children can be fun, I don't think I would want to do that as my job. I don't like loud noises and the pay, I hear, is rather poor.
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 295
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Metasyntactic Variable
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Pantopia
Posts: 4,911
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"When I say, "Evidence, Please?" I am not asking for another statement of faith. I am asking for the evidence that supports that faith. Faith proves nothing." -- Fnord, Pointing Out the Obvious to the Oblivious Since 1957.
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#537 |
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Muse
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 835
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Re-education Camp Director: What's better than a big juicy steak? Camp Detainees: Nothing is better than a big juicy steak! Re-education Camp Director: And what's better than nothing? Camp Detainees: A stale piece of bread is better than nothing! Re-education Camp Director: Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak. |
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#538 |
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Scholar
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 55
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I have been watching this topic for the longest time. I decided to join JREF.
I know who Tek Investigation is in Idaho. Whoever dare to impersonate them in any forums or any websites deserves to be throughly investigated. Nice try, Mr. Stacey. It gives Tek Investigation more reason to throw you in the slammer. David B. Computer Investigative Services, utah |
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#539 |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The Uncanny Valley
Posts: 1,321
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"Did it indeed seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to the riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven?" Thoughts of the Chaplain in Heller's Catch-22 |
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#540 |
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Scholar
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 102
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what is the point of you coming on here and even say anything if your not willing to demonstrate your invention. I find it hard to believe after spending so much time on it to and seeing it work you would burn the schematics. I think you sound more like B.S. artist who craves attention. there are many patent attorneys who would gladly help you and provide money to develop it if it was what you claim it to be.
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Western Wisconsin
Posts: 4,583
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When I read the entire OP...the whole thing... I thought ...Joe Newman...revisited. But then I thought...hey, maybe this is an April Fools joke. So I went back to look.
![]() I am getting a kick out of you electrical engineer types grappling with the diodes and such stuff. It is obvious to anyone with just common sense, who does not understand anything more about electricty than how you get shocked in your house when you touch the metal corner bead...that you can't have an electrical run device run itself on the same elctriciity, or mechanical conversion of it, created from it being run. Alternators work in accomplishing what they do because they are driven by a much more powerful engine that only needs a teeny weeny fraction of that electrical power back, in order to create the spark which then in turn can blast the alternator around in circles again. Very different from his supposed made and working device which must consume the very energy that it is creating by at LEAST 100%. I just wish the guy didn't get suspended, (I wonder why?..dad rat it) as posts like this to me are like eating caviar...not that I ever have, but you know what I mean. ............... Sort of ironically...that new tv show called "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?", is on right now.
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I lost my mind many years ago and it hasn't affected me a bit...a bit..a bit..a bit. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: way way north of Diddy Wah Diddy
Posts: 7,053
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"Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.(Samuel Johnson) |
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Cythraul Enfys
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 18,126
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#544 |
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Washington D.C.
Posts: 6,136
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Really?
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