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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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Magic for the blind - WTF
Ok, let me lay it out flat. I was vacationing with my relatives in Phoenix. After a few days of the normal 'Hi mijo!' everywhere I looked, things died down and I got bored. I was 13, so it didn't take much to make me bored, and even less to pique my curiosity. I was strolling along, looking for something to do when I found a sign advertising a Blind Magic show.
Curious, I decided to go check it out. I figured the magician was blind, and had worked out quiet an impressive show of what would happen in my head. When I got there, I was denied access. It turns out the show was for blind people! I was more curious now thanever, so I raced home, donned some dark shades, and grabbed Max, my aunt's dog, and was officially blind. After another ten minutes, I meandered up to the place, 'relying' on my dog. I paid my money, and was kindly escorted inside. What I saw still makes me laugh today. I was a few minutes late to the show, so after I was escorted to my seat, the show had already begun. There was a man on stage, sitting down, relaxing. He was speaking into a microphone, and telling all of the great tricks he was doing. The guy in the sound booth accompanied him with the appropriate sounds when needed. That was the entire act - he sat there describing the wonderous events he was causing to happen, and the blind people sat around clapping, with no idea they were being had. I laugh at the memory, though it does upset me a bit, that someone would use blind people like that. |
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,961
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Quote from: Challenges, by Eugene Burger
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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I'm glad to hear of what you did - that sounds like a great idea. I hope you weren't offended by what I said - I meant it in a different context than you replied in. I was merely relating a story of a scam, that angered me at the thought.
The 'magician' that performed didn't interact with the audience, he just told them what was going on. |
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,961
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P.S. That was Eugene Burger doing the magic in what I quoted in my first post, not me!
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Contrarian
Join Date: May 2002
Location: S. California
Posts: 3,825
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Re: Magic for the blind - WTF
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Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waitin' a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearin' these buuuuullshit Superman stories about the "wassah" legendary Bruce Leroy catchin' bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Niggah pleeze. |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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Why's that? Usually acusations as such (Thoug yours was more implied than spoken) are backed with at least a reason.
And nice quote by the way - I'm proud that I noticed the two 'The's' my first try - I uses to stumble on the whole France in the the spring. |
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Scholar
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 90
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I will ask: Were those blind people scammed?
That is to say, if the trick was real to them (as it in fact was by all the senses they could reach it with (auditory)) were they cheated? Obviously several ways one can feel about this, and here's my thoughts: 1. Since they were not letting any sighted persons in, it would lead me to conclude that the performers felt they were 'cheating'. 2. Should the performer have to "really" do magic? If you watch a performer, are you really seeing him do what he says he is doing? ("And now, I will remove this dove from the box under the table, where it has been the entire time!") 3. Providing sound effects shows to me an actual interest in providing entertainment. 4. How does pretending to be blind to see the show rate on the ethical scale? 5. I actually think you could do a VERY fascinating aural magic show, if you were a good speaker. Magic over the radio? edit: I'm not really siding with scam or not, just providing my 20 cents. |
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,859
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Given that a significant number of blind people have some degree of vision (a friend of mine has almost perfect vision for things which are directly in front of him and close up - he is legally blind because his field of vision entire field of vision is only 1-2°, meaning that he essentially has no peripheral vision whatsoever), I'm surprised that not one member of the audience revealed the hoax.
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Bitter Whiner
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 8,411
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Pardon me for sounding cynical, but [insert very, very cynical sounding clause here].
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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Let me start by annoncing to everyone that my 'U' key doesn't work withot shift, so forgive me for all the relevent typos.
I'm completely offended that yo wold even sggest [place the former cynical clase here as well]. Lol. As far as people who are partially blind, maybe they didn't call it for the hoax it was becase they had mch the same opinion as Halbert; they didn't feel scammed becase they still got the entertainment they wanted. |
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Bitter Whiner
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Contrarian
Join Date: May 2002
Location: S. California
Posts: 3,825
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Let's see, you find the whole idea of a blind magician intriguing, so you try to pay your way in. A man tells you to get lost -- the show is FOR blind people only. Okay, okay. Now you go home, grab a dog and sunglasses and suddenly, you're permitted into the same show. Fine, fine, fine. Now you would have me believe there all these blind people clapping politely. Not only do they have "no idea" what's going on, but, I guess, they paid money to, um, enjoy, the, um, performance...? Sorry, I call ********! on that. Some claims I'll believe without any kind of evidence over the Internet. Someone says she's five-foot-six. Fine, I believe that. Someone says they're six-foot-five. I'll believe that too, no problema. But when someone says she's ten feet tall (or 1 foot short), then no, sorry, a little disbelief is in order. It's perfectly possible that this event did take place as you describe. It's also perfectly possible that SpaceAvenger2123 has a ten-inch penis and has appeared in more than a few pornographic movies.
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Well, well, well. If it ain't the serious, elusive Leroy Green. I've been waitin' a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearin' these buuuuullshit Superman stories about the "wassah" legendary Bruce Leroy catchin' bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Niggah pleeze. |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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Lol, well I disclaim your call to ********!, though accept yor reasoning behind it.
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Master Poster
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Saskatchewan
Posts: 2,894
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Magic for the blind?
That sounds much like a ventriloquist on the radio. Who would fall for that? |
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If you are going to throw caution to the wind, make sure you are standing upwind. |
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Thinker
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 131
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Radio ventrilloquism...? Hmmmm, I smell a new way to make me some money!
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--Skat Bo. Simplicity Reigns. My wife was, shall we say, 'well rounded' before she was pregnant. Now she's 8 months pregnant. When she was six months, some fresh stretch marks started showing up. She asked me, "Are these stretch marks?". Before my brain could stop it, my foolish mouth said, "Yep, you're getting stretch marks on your stretch marks." [wife's eye widen] " I mean, your getting new stretch marks between your old stretch marks " [wife's brow is starting to crease as it sinks in] " It's not really a bad thing. If you get enough stretch marks, you won't even be able to tell you had stretch marks. Kind of like an ...accordian.....that's pulled....out all .....the......way......." Things kind of went fuzzy after that. All I remember is waking up on the couch the next morning with a lump on my head. --Bruce |
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Ayay ashay ayay
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 9,030
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Magic for the blind... it takes little more than hearing that to see the fundamental flaw...
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Diva Caissa
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Athens-Greece
Posts: 9,275
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Hmmmmm
Magic for the blind, stories for the wired.... |
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Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting.~ Mark Twain. |
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Just past ' Resume Speed '
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I'll add my vote to the " you're making things up " column..
It is almost a funny story.. Real funny if you are about nine years old. I would get a big kick out of it, if my (nine year old ) son told me such a story.. The weakest link is the ' pretend seeing eye dog '. The average mutt, is not going to pass for a moment as a seeing eye dog. |
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A quantum of solace, is better than no solace at all.. " Don't come home a' drinkin' , with lovin' on your mind "... Loretta Lynn |
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Master Poster
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Largo, FL
Posts: 2,389
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I have friends in Phoenix. They've checked and can't find any "Blind Magic Shows" there.
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Thinker
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 218
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radio ventriloquist
ventriloquists on radio?
It's been done! Charlie McCarthy and Edgar Bergen in the early days of radio. People loved it!!!
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Old Chinese Saying: Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear. |
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