NWO Apiarists: We Have A Code Red!

NickUK · 2nd April 2007, 07:20 PM

Destroy the evidence - use your standard-issue flyswats.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Ch...showtopic=6719

Bobert · 2nd April 2007, 07:24 PM

I am going to have to file a Nsdf93-1 memo on this Nick.
You know the protacol Nick!!
I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!
Not to mention that CLEARY you didnt get this approved by the counsel of FOG!
YOU WILL NOT be given your Lexus this year Nick, I can assure you of that!!

Babbylonian · 2nd April 2007, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Bobert

I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!

If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

DarkMagician · 2nd April 2007, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Babbylonian

If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

It was puce! The taupe one's toi958-1040ez, filing to change gender and have all traces of your old one removed.

Unsecured Coins · 2nd April 2007, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Babbylonian

If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

What?? The one I have is "beef jerky" colored

Mobyseven · 2nd April 2007, 11:49 PM

Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.

Bobert · 3rd April 2007, 12:09 AM

And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!!
Jesus You Are Done!

negativ · 3rd April 2007, 12:12 AM

Quote:

They've probably been depolyed to Afghanistan/Iraq.

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/bees/bees1.html

Maybe you should call up Inscentinel Ltd. and ask them to give back the bees.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ers/article.do

Or maybe they are planning the replace the bees with bee-like surveillance micromachines and see if anyone notices the difference? You know, kind of like the spiders in Minority Report.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0207071327.htm

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Mobyseven · 3rd April 2007, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Bobert

And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!!
Jesus You Are Done!

Don't talk gibberish.

I used the demriCORE-3C database.

Travis · 3rd April 2007, 01:27 AM

The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.

kookbreaker · 3rd April 2007, 05:01 AM

Originally Posted by Travis

The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.

"Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"

jon · 3rd April 2007, 07:42 AM

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

Alt+F4 · 3rd April 2007, 07:46 AM

I'm sure that any minute now Dylan will issue a "NO BEE THEORY" ban which his minions will celebrate then later disregard.

Bobert · 3rd April 2007, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by jon

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

You do not have the security clearance needed for me to answer this questions.

Please dont tell anyone I told you this.

DarkMagician · 3rd April 2007, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

Don't talk gibberish.

I used the demriCORE-3C database.

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

Alt+F4 · 3rd April 2007, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by DarkMagician

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

Sigh....if only we had that on 9/11 we wouldn't have had to implode WTC7.

Mobyseven · 3rd April 2007, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by DarkMagician

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here.

Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!

humingbrd · 3rd April 2007, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.

Funny thing is, being a federal worker this sounds perfectly sensible to me.

JimBenArm · 3rd April 2007, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by kookbreaker

"Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"

I think we're all Bozos on this bus!

DarkMagician · 3rd April 2007, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here.

Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!

Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!

Bobert · 3rd April 2007, 01:18 PM

huh...I have initiated 09flv-aa4 against all of you.

MG1962 · 3rd April 2007, 01:54 PM

So what are you all saying. The Vogons are really the ones behind the NWO?

NickUK · 3rd April 2007, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by jon

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.

Babbylonian · 3rd April 2007, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by NickUK

Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.

Fortunately, I am under the protection of the irrelevant lizards.

Mobyseven · 3rd April 2007, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by DarkMagician

Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Checkmite · 3rd April 2007, 09:25 PM

Oh my God.

DarkMagician · 3rd April 2007, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.

chipmunk stew · 4th April 2007, 07:02 AM

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Pythra · 4th April 2007, 07:12 AM

The bees are at my house. It's not a conspiracy, I just really like bees. Please don't make me give them back.

Bobert · 4th April 2007, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Soooooo which "pen" will you be using?
YOU DID get the new directive, right?

Mobyseven · 4th April 2007, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by DarkMagician

To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.

You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover.

The H75-series form is marked "ready on request" for any A-4 filing a complaint.

And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!

brodski · 4th April 2007, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Mobyseven

You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover.

correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.

Quote:

And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!

Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..

NickUK · 4th April 2007, 11:48 AM

Bobert · 4th April 2007, 05:35 PM

This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.

Mobyseven · 5th April 2007, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by brodski

correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.

The "notary waiver from" you mention was actually a typo in the 3rd Edition handbook. You should have received the correction manual by now where it clearly states that the correct phrasing is "waiver from notary". No extra forms are necessary because they would eat too much into the precious time of an A-4 operative.

Originally Posted by brodski

Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..

Naturally.

Mobyseven · 5th April 2007, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by Bobert

This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.

The Clearner is busy until next week, so in a strange twist of irony I've been asked to act as a proxy in the meantime (being the highest ranked field operative available for Clearning duty at this time).

We all know the drill by now. Everybody whip out your 34Dcc and prepare for termiphlaghion.

2nd April 2007, 07:20 PM	#1
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Babbylonian Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lake Oswego, OR Posts: 4,471	Originally Posted by Bobert I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!! If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh> The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.
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2nd April 2007, 10:08 PM	#4
DarkMagician Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,539	Originally Posted by Babbylonian If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh> The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe. It was puce! The taupe one's toi958-1040ez, filing to change gender and have all traces of your old one removed.
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2nd April 2007, 10:11 PM	#5
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2nd April 2007, 11:49 PM	#6
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2nd April 2007, 07:24 PM	#2
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	I am going to have to file a Nsdf93-1 memo on this Nick. You know the protacol Nick!! I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!! Not to mention that CLEARY you didnt get this approved by the counsel of FOG! YOU WILL NOT be given your Lexus this year Nick, I can assure you of that!!

3rd April 2007, 12:09 AM	#7
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!! Jesus You Are Done!

3rd April 2007, 12:12 AM	#8
negativ Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the land of make-believe Posts: 1,905	Quote: They've probably been depolyed to Afghanistan/Iraq. http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/bees/bees1.html Maybe you should call up Inscentinel Ltd. and ask them to give back the bees. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/a...ers/article.do Or maybe they are planning the replace the bees with bee-like surveillance micromachines and see if anyone notices the difference? You know, kind of like the spiders in Minority Report. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0207071327.htm Thanks to the fine folks at LCF, I have completely lost any ability to distinguish between attempts at sarcastic humor, and unmitigated swirly-eyed craziness. AFTER 9/11 I DON'T DISCOUNT ANYTHING!
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3rd April 2007, 01:07 AM	#9
Mobyseven President of Covert-Ops Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not the Rat. Posts: 5,672	Originally Posted by Bobert And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!! Jesus You Are Done! Don't talk gibberish. I used the demriCORE-3C database.
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3rd April 2007, 01:27 AM	#10
Travis Misanthrope of the Mountains Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Tuolumne City, CA Posts: 17,943	The Bee virus plot from the X files movie? That's why they're gone? No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.

3rd April 2007, 05:01 AM	#11
kookbreaker Evil Fokker Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 9,178	Originally Posted by Travis The Bee virus plot from the X files movie? That's why they're gone? No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better. "Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"
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3rd April 2007, 07:42 AM	#12
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3rd April 2007, 07:46 AM	#13
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3rd April 2007, 07:55 AM	#14
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	Originally Posted by jon Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell... You do not have the security clearance needed for me to answer this questions. Please dont tell anyone I told you this.

3rd April 2007, 08:09 AM	#15
DarkMagician Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,539	Originally Posted by Mobyseven Don't talk gibberish. I used the demriCORE-3C database. But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.
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3rd April 2007, 08:11 AM	#16
Alt+F4 diabolical globalist Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Department of Abandoned Places Posts: 9,780	Originally Posted by DarkMagician But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately. Sigh....if only we had that on 9/11 we wouldn't have had to implode WTC7.
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3rd April 2007, 08:38 AM	#17
Mobyseven President of Covert-Ops Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not the Rat. Posts: 5,672	Originally Posted by DarkMagician But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately. You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here. Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!
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3rd April 2007, 08:54 AM	#18
humingbrd Student Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 35	Originally Posted by Mobyseven Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed. I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]). I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers. I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly. Funny thing is, being a federal worker this sounds perfectly sensible to me.
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3rd April 2007, 08:55 AM	#19
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3rd April 2007, 09:51 AM	#20
DarkMagician Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,539	Originally Posted by Mobyseven You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here. Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate! Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need. While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!
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3rd April 2007, 01:18 PM	#21
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	huh...I have initiated 09flv-aa4 against all of you.

3rd April 2007, 01:54 PM	#22
MG1962 Guest Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kansas (Australia) Posts: 14,750	So what are you all saying. The Vogons are really the ones behind the NWO?

3rd April 2007, 02:24 PM	#23
NickUK Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 498	Originally Posted by jon Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell... Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.
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3rd April 2007, 02:42 PM	#24
Babbylonian Illuminator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Lake Oswego, OR Posts: 4,471	Originally Posted by NickUK Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards. Fortunately, I am under the protection of the irrelevant lizards.
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3rd April 2007, 08:58 PM	#25
Mobyseven President of Covert-Ops Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not the Rat. Posts: 5,672	Originally Posted by DarkMagician Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need. While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE! The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing. Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...
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3rd April 2007, 10:26 PM	#27
DarkMagician Graduate Poster Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 1,539	Originally Posted by Mobyseven The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing. Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me... To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.
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4th April 2007, 07:12 AM	#29
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4th April 2007, 07:56 AM	#30
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	Originally Posted by Mobyseven The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing. Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me... Soooooo which "pen" will you be using? YOU DID get the new directive, right?

4th April 2007, 09:25 AM	#31
Mobyseven President of Covert-Ops Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not the Rat. Posts: 5,672	Originally Posted by DarkMagician To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms. You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover. The H75-series form is marked "ready on request" for any A-4 filing a complaint. And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!
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4th April 2007, 09:52 AM	#32
brodski Tea-Time toad Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 15,080	Originally Posted by Mobyseven You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover. correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month. Quote: And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo! Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood. I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..
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4th April 2007, 11:48 AM	#33
NickUK Critical Thinker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 498
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4th April 2007, 05:35 PM	#34
Bobert Government Loyalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kennesaw GA Posts: 4,146	This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff. I am notifying "The Clearner". I am glad I did not post on this thread.

5th April 2007, 07:45 AM	#35
Mobyseven President of Covert-Ops Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Not the Rat. Posts: 5,672	Originally Posted by brodski correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month. The "notary waiver from" you mention was actually a typo in the 3rd Edition handbook. You should have received the correction manual by now where it clearly states that the correct phrasing is "waiver from notary". No extra forms are necessary because they would eat too much into the precious time of an A-4 operative. Originally Posted by brodski Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood. I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case.. Naturally.
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