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Old 10th February 2003, 01:40 AM   #1
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Muscleman's challenge

Muscleman said:

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I CHALLENGE ANYONE OF U TO QUOTE TO ME ANY SO-CALLED BIBLE CONTRADICTION IF IT EXIST..I AM A CATECHIST TEACHER, PERFECT TO DEBATE WITH...

I WILL WAIT FOR IT...
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I think this is worth a thread of its own... I really would like to see how can anybody fix these tons of absurdities and contradictions!

So, muscleman, here it goes my first one. Let's start with an easy one:

Mathew 15 says:

15:1 Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
15:2
Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
15:3
But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death .
15:5
But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
15:6
And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.


How can you fit this with "Judge not, that ye be not judged" and "Treat others as you would like to be treated"?
Is not Jesus asking here to obey the old rules and kill some sinners?
Or maybe he is asking everybody to stop obeying all the old rules?
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Old 10th February 2003, 10:22 AM   #2
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Matthew 27:3-10 (KJV): "3 Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, 4 Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that. 5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. 6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood. 7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in. 8 Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day. 9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, And they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value; 10 And gave them for the potter's field, as the Lord appointed me."


Acts 1:16-19 (KJV): "16 Men and brethren, this scripture must needs have been fulfilled, which the Holy Ghost by the mouth of David spake before concerning Judas, which was guide to them that took Jesus. 17 For he was numbered with us, and had obtained part of this ministry. 18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out. 19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Aceldama, that is to say, The field of blood."


How do these verses contradict each other?


In Matthew, Judas threw away the money to the priests before dying, then he went to hang himself. After that, the priests bought a field. In Acts, Judas used the money himself to buy a field.


In Matthew, Judas threw away the money before dying, and then a field was bought. In Acts, the field was bought before Judas died.


In Matthew, he died by hanging himself, whilst in Acts he fell headlong and his bowels gushed out.
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Old 10th February 2003, 10:24 AM   #3
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1 John 1:8, 10 (KJV): "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. ... If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."


1 John 3:9 (KJV): "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

What do these two passages, both directed to believers, say? The first one states that Christians are not without sin, and the second one that Christians are without sin. This is a clear contradiction, in that both these statements cannot both be true.
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God creates animals and then man - Gen 1:25-26
God creates man and then the animals - Gen 2:18-19
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Arpachshad's son was Shelah - Gen 11:12
Arpachshad's grandson was Shelah - Luke 3:35-36
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Noah takes 7 pairs of each type of animal onto the ark
- Gen 7:2-3
Noah takes one pair of animal onto the ark - Gen 6:19
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Terah's lifespan.
Acts 7:4 states Terah was dead when Abraham left Haran.
According to Gen 11:26, Terah was 70 when Abraham was
born and Abraham was 75 when he left Haran. Therefore
he lived 70 years (ie. his age when Abraham was born)
plus 75 years (Abraham's age when he left Haran -
Terah was dead at this time according to Acts 7:4) -
145 years in total. However, Gen 11:32 states he lived
205 years.
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God promises Abraham the land of Canaan to live in -
Gen 17:8
God did not allow Abraham to live in the promised land
- Acts 7:5, Heb 11:8,9,13
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Jacob's offspring in Egypt totalled 70 - Gen 46:26-27,
Ex 1:5
Jacob's offspring in Egypt totalled 75 - Acts 7:14
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Jacob was buried in a cave in Machpelah's field that
was bought from Ephron the Hittite - Gen 50:13
Jacob was buried in a tomb at Shechem bought from the
sons of Hamor - Acts 7:15-16
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The Hebrews dwelt in Egypt for 430 years - Ex 2:40
The Hebrews dwelt in Egypt for 400 years - Acts 7:6
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God's plague kills 23,000 - Num 25:9
God's plague kills 24,000 - 1 Cor 10:8
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The Hebrews' journeying - Mount Hor (where Aaron dies),
Zalmonah, Punon - Num 33:37,38,41,42
The Hebrews' journeying - Beeroth Benejaakan, Moserah
(where Aaron dies), Gudgodah, Jotbathah - Deut 10:6,7
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God forbids killing - Ex 20:13
God commands killing - Ex 32:27
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Solomon's reign.
Acts 13:16-22 numbers the years from when the Hebrews
left Egypt to David beginning his reign as 40
(Wilderness) + 450 (Judges) + 40 (Saul) = 530 years.
According to 1 Chron 29:27, David reigned 40 years, so
Solomon became king (when David died) 530 + 40 years
(of David's reign) = 570 years. However, 1 Kings 6:1
states Solomon's 4th year of rule (when he began the
Temple building) was 480 years after the Hebrews left
Egypt, ie. he began his rule 476 years after the
Hebrews left. In sum, there is a contradiction of 94
years.
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Saul inquired of God, but God did not answer him - 1
Sam 28:6
Saul died because he did not seek guidance from God - 1
Chron 10:13,14
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Jesse had seven children - 1 Sam 16:10-13
Jesse had eight children - 1 Chron 2:13-15
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David slays Goliath - 1 Sam 17:4,7,50
Elhanan slays Goliath - 2 Sam 21:19
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Joram his son, Ahaziah his son, Joash his son, Amaziah
his son, Azariah his son, Jotham his son - 1 Chron
3:11,12
Joram the father of Uzziah, and Uzziah the father of
Jotham - Matt 1:8,9
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Asa removes the high places - places - 2 Chron 14:2
Asa did not remove the high places - 1 Kings 15:11-14
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Uzzah dies at the threshing-floor of Nacon - 2 Samuel
6:6
Uzzah dies at the threshing-floor of Chidon - 1 Chron
13:9
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David takes 1700 horsemen - 2 Sam 8:4
David takes 7000 horsemen - 1 Chron 18:4
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David destroys 700 chariots - 2 Sam 10:18
David destroys 7000 chariots - 1 Chron 19:18
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Satan incites David to number the people - 1 Chron 21:1
God incites David to number the people - 2 Sam 24:1
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Joab's numbering of the army. 1,100,00 soldiers in
Israel; 470,000 soldiers in Judah - 1 Chron 21:5
Joab's numbering of the army. 800,000 soldiers in
Israel; 500,000 in Judah - 2 Sam 24:9
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David buys the land for the altar from Ornan for 600
shekels of gold - 1 Chron 21:24-25
David buys the land for the altar from Araunah for 50
shekels - 2 Sam 24:24
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Solomon had 4,000 stalls and 12,000 horsemen - 2 Chron
9:25
Solomon had 40,000 stalls and 12,000 horsemen - 1 Kings
4:26
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The Temple pillars were 18 cubits - 1 Kings 7:15
The Temple pillars were 35 cubits - 2 Chron 3:15
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The molten sea held 2000 baths - 1 Kings 7:23,26
The molten sea held 3000 baths - 2 Chron 4:2,5
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The importance of wisdom - Proverbs 4:7
The unimportance of wisdom - 1 Cor 1:19
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The joy of wisdom - Proverbs 3:13-15
The misery of wisdom - Ecc 1:18
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How the righteous suffer like the wicked - Ecc 9:2,
Isaiah 57:1
How the righteous flourish - Psalm 92:12-13
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No ills befall the righteous - Proverbs 12:21
How the righteous suffer - Job 12:4,6, Hebrews 11:35-37
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The wicked will die prematurely and will suffer -
Psalm 55:23, Proverbs 10:27, Job 18:5,11,18,19
The wicked lifespan is long and they enjoy life - Psalm
73:3-5,12, Job 21:7-9
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Man is to be holy - Leviticus 11:44, 19:2, 20:7
Only God is holy - Revelation 15:4
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Drinking alcohol is acceptable - Deuteronomy 14:26,
John 2:7-11, 1 Timothy 5:23
Drinking alcohol is not acceptable - Proverbs 20:1,
23:31-34, Hosea 20:1
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Jehoiachin was 8 years old when he began his reign - 2
Chron 36:9
Jehoiachin was 18 years old when he began his reign - 2
Kings 24:8
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The captain takes 5 men of the king's council - 2 Kings
25:19
The captain takes 7 men of the king's council -
Jeremiah 52:25
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Baasha dies and his son Ela begins his reign over
Israel - this was in the 26th year of king Asa of Judah
- 1 Kings 16:6,8
In the 36th year of Asa's reign, Baasha attacks Judah 2
Chron 16:1
NB. 2 Chron has Baasha still fighting 10 years after 1
Kings says he died!
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The infancy narratives.
According to Luke 2:21-39, Jesus is taken to the
Jerusalem Temple eight days after he is born; the
family then go up to Nazareth. In Matthew 2:14-23,
after being born the family flee in Egypt and stay
there until Herod dies; even on returning, they avoid
Judea and go up to Nazareth.
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Jesus began ministry after John the Baptist is
imprisoned - Mark 1:14,15,17.
Jesus's began ministry whilst John was free and before
imprisoned - John 1:28-29, 3:25-30
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Jesus baptised - John 3:22
Jesus did not baptise - John 4:2
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The exorcism of Legion - being 2 men - Matt 8:28
The exorcism of Legion - being 1 man - Mark 5:1,2
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The healing on leaving Jericho was 1 blind man - Mark
10:46,47
The healing on leaving Jericho was 2 blind men - Matt
20:29,30
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No one has ascended into heaven before Jesus - John
3:13
Elijah ascended into heaven - 2 Kings 2:11
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Respect for parents taught - Exodus 20:12, Leviticus
19:3, Deuteronomy 5:16, Ephesians 6:1-2
Disrespect and rejection of parents taught - Matt 8:21-
22, 10:37, 19:29, 23:9, Luke 12:51,53, 14:26
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People choose not to come to Jesus - John 5:40
People can only come to Jesus if God wills it - John
6:44
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Jesus judges - John 5:22,27, 9:39, 2 Corinthians 5:10
Jesus does not judge - John 8:15, 12:47
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Christians to hate their brothers - - Luke 14:26
Whoever hates their brother cannot have eternal life -
1 John 3:15
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Jesus refuses to give signs - Matthew 12:38,39, Mark
8:12, Luke 11:29
Jesus did give signs - John 3:2, 20:30, Acts 2:22
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Man judged/saved by faith - John 3:15,16,36, 5:24,
20:31, Acts 2:21, 16:30,31, Rom 1:17, 5:1,9,11,18,
10:9, Gal 2:16, Phil 3:9, Eph 2:8,9
Man judged/saved by works and lifestyle - Psalm 62:12,
Proverbs 24:12, Matthew 7:21, 16:27, 19:16,17, 25:31-
46, Luke 14;13-14, John 5:29, Acts 10:35, Rom
2:6,7,9,10, 1 Cor 3:8
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One of the disciples was lost - John 17:12
None of the disciple were lost - John 18:9
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Jesus refers to David eating the consecrated bread in
the time of Abithar - Mark 2:25,26
In fact David ate the consecrated bread in the time of
Ahimelech - 1 Sam 21:1-6
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Disciples being sent out not to wear sandals - Matthew
10:9,10
Disciples being sent out to wear sandals - Mark 6:8,9
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No man can retain the spirit after death - Eccles 8:8
Peter restores spirit of Tabitha after death - Acts
9:37,40
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Believers not to worry about providing for family -
Luke 14:26,33, 18:29,30
Believers must provide for family - 1 Timothy 5:8
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Jesus did not bear witness to himself - John 5:31
Jesus did bear witness to himself - John 8:14,18
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The law/commandments to remain for ever - Matthew 5:17-
19, Luke 16:17
The law has ended - Romans 7:4, Eph 2:15, Col 2:14
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Simon and Andrew's home was in Capernaum - Mark 1:21,29
Simon and Andrew's home was in the same place as
Philip's - Bethsaida - John 1:44
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God has given all things into Jesus' hands - John 3:35
God has not given all things into Jesus' hands - Matt
20:23, John 5:19
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Everyone sins - 2 Chronicles 6:36, Ecclesiastes 7:20,
Rom 3:10,12,23
Believers do not sin - 1 John 3:6,9, 5:18
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The anointing and entry into Jerusalem.
Matthew and Mark detail how Jesus rode into Jerusalem
in Matt 20:1-13, Mark 11:1-11. It was after this that
he was anointed at Bethany - Matt 26:6-16, Mark 14:3-
11. But in John he is anointed (12:1-8) and it is
after this that he rides into Jerusalem (12:12-15).
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The Last Supper.
The Synoptics make it clear this was the Passover meal
- Matt 26:19, Mark 14:16, Luke 22:13. However in John,
the meal was held on the day before the Passover -
13:29, and after the meal the Passover had still not
begun - 18:28, and after the trial, it was the day
("Preparation") for the Passover. The Passover was on
the day after Jesus was crucified (ie. because the
Passover fell on the Saturday sabbath, it is therefore
called a 'high day') - John 19:31.
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Peter denies Jesus before the cock crows - Luke 22:34,
John 12:38
Peter denies Jesus before the cock crows twice - Mark
14:30, 14:72
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Peter is warned he will deny Jesus after the last
supper and having left the upper room - Matt 26:20-34,
Mark 14:17-30
Peter is warned he will deny Jesus during the last
supper before leaving the upper room - Luke 22:33-39,
John 13:37-38/ 18:1
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Jesus' trial before the sanhedrin was at night and in
morning he was taken to Pilate - Matthew 26:57-68,
27:1-2
Jesus' trial before the sanhedrin and being taken to
Pilate was in the morning - Luke 22:66-71, 23:1
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Simon of Cyrene carries Jesus' cross - Matthew 27:32
Jesus carries his cross - John 19:17,18
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Jesus was physically descended from David - Romans 1:1-
3.
The genealogy in Matt 1:1-16 only relates to Joseph
who had nothing to do with the conception. The
genealogy in Luke 3:23-38 again only mentions Joseph
and therefore physical Davidic descent must be shown
through Mary - Jesus' only contact with humanity if
virgin born. However, Luke 1:36 says Mary was related
to Elizabeth who was of the Aaronic line (Luke 1:5) and
therefore not the Davidic line, so with virgin birth,
Davidic descent, a strict prerequisite for messiahship
is prevented. In sum, Jesus couldn't be the Christ.
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Both robbers revile Jesus - Matt 27:44
Only one robber reviles Jesus and the other believes -
Luke 23:41-43
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Jesus tells the believing robber he will be with him in
paradise that day - Luke 23:43
Jesus was in the grave following his death and did not
ascend to heaven - Acts 2:24,31, John 20:17
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God forsakes Jesus - Mark 15:34
Jesus is inseparable from God - John 10:30, 14:10,
16:32
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The confirmation Jesus is dead.
In Mark 15:43-45, Joseph of Arimathea asks Pilate for
Jesus' body, and Pilate is unaware of whether he is
dead; only after sending a centurion and receiving this
confirmation does he allow Joseph to take the body.
However in John 19:31-33,38, Pilate actually
authorises the leg-breaking to ensure they have all
died and then authorises Joseph to remove the body.
NB. Mark 15:42 states it was evening, ie. the sabbath
had already begun (the Jewish 'day' beginning at 6pm),
when Joseph asks for the body. However, burial was not
allowed on this day, showing the fictitiousness of the
story.
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The Resurrection.
Who went to the tomb ? Matthew-2 Marys; Mark-2 Marys
and Salome; Luke-at least 5 women; John-Mary Magdalene,
What was seen ? Matthew-Earthquake with angel sitting
outside on the recently-moved stone; Mark-Stone already
moved and a young man sitting inside; Luke-Stone
already moved with two men standing inside; John-Stone
moved. No one seen on 1st visit, but two angels sitting
inside after two earlier visits.
When did the woman/women leave to go to the tomb ?
Matthew-Towards dawn; Mark-Very early; Luke-At early
dawn; John-Still dark (NB. John states it was still
dark when Mary arrived at the tomb).
What did man/men/angel/angels say ? Matthew-Jesus was
risen and disciples to go to Galilee; Mark-As Matthew;
Luke-Jesus had risen: John-Asks why Mary is crying.
What do the women/woman do next ? Matthew-they run
away but meet Jesus who repeats angel's instruction;
Mark-They flee and SAY NOTHING TO ANYONE. This
obviously contradicts the other three in which the
women do go and tell the disciples (original Mark ended
at 16:7); Luke-They go and tell disciples; John-Mary
meets Jesus and they talk.
What is 1st conversation with the risen Jesus ?
Matthew-Women on way from tomb; Luke-The two disciples
on road to Emmaus; John-Mary Magdalene.
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The time between the resurrection and ascension ?
Matthew-At least the time to reach Galilee (60-70 miles
north); Luke-clearly one day only (see 24:13,33,36,50 -
it is made very clear that Jesus rose, made all his
appearances and ascended back to heaven on the same
day); John-at least a week accepting John 20 as the
original end to the Gospel, but with the John 21
appendix this means it was even longer as this has a
Galilean appearance; Acts-40 days.
An attempt to reconcile John's visit of just Mary
Magdalene whilst still dark with the Synoptics where
there are several women and it is daytime, is by saying
John's was an earlier one, ie. the one in the Synoptics
was a second one. However this cannot be so as John
has Mary Magdalene seeing the empty tomb (20:1) and in
the Synoptics when the women go to the tomb they ask
about who would roll the stone away (Mark 16:3).
However Mary Magdalene was with them (Mark 16:1) and
she had already seen that the stone had been moved away
and therefore they would already know this from her 1st
visit.
Furthermore, Luke makes any appearance at, or journey
to Galilee absolutely impossible as it has everything
happening in the area of Jerusalem with the disciples
being told to stay there until Pentecost, and the
conclusion being Jesus' ascension from nearby Bethany.
This is made clear - in Luke the first appearance is to
the two travelling to Emmaus (10 miles West of
Jerusalem) and 24:13 states this was "that very day";
the two then go "that same hour" to the eleven in
Jerusalem (24:33); Jesus then appears whilst they are
still explaning what they had seen (24:36). Jesus then
tells them to STAY IN JERUSALEM UNTIL PENTECOST
(24:49).
As Luke 24:51 has the ascension on the same day as the
resurrection this prevents any Galilean appearances by
Jesus to the eleven as in Matt and John.
Luke's account makes nonsense of Matt having Jesus tell
the women to instruct the disciples to go up to Galilee
(Matt 28:10) if he was going to see them himself later
that day (as in Luke and John), and furthermore see
them in Jerusalem. Also, Luke makes it clear that the
eleven were told to stay in Jerusalem from the day of
the resurrection to Pentecost, but Matt has them
travelling up to Galilee (28:16) as does John (21:1ff).
Important to note is Mark 16:7, ie. that the women
'said nothing to anyone' - all three Gospels contradict
this by them telling the disciples which then leads
into their accounts. Because of Mark 16:7, this is
really made impossible.
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Luke also has Jesus appearing to "the eleven" on the
same day as the resurrection (24:33-36), but John
states Thomas was missing on this appearance and it was
a week later that Jesus actually appeared to all eleven
- with Thomas then being present (20:24,26).
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The chronology of Paul's life.
Acts
(1)Paul converted on the way to Damascus (9:1-8).
(2)He goes to Ananias in Damascus and stays there
'several days' (9:20).
(3)After 'some time'*, Paul goes to Jerusalem
(9:23,26) and meets the apostles there (9:27).
(4)Paul preaches in Jerusalem, but due to threats to
kill him, he is sent to Tarsus (9:30).
(5)Relief to Jerusalem and Judea taken by Paul &
Barnabas (2nd visit) (11:30)
(6)Paul goes to Jerusalem (3rd time) (12:25)**
(7)Paul goes to Jerusalem (3rd or 4th time)
(15:1ff).(vii)

Galatians.
(1)Paul is converted (1:16).
(2)He does not go to Jerusalem, but to Arabia and then
Damascus (1:17)
(3)After 3 years, Paul goes to Jerusalem, meeting only
Cephas and James there (1:18-19) staying only 15 days.
(4)He then goes to the regions of Syria and Cilicia
(1:21).
(5)14 years later, Paul goes to Jerusalem with Barnabas
and Titus (2:1).
(6)Paul confronts Cephas at Antioch (2:11).
(7)No further information.

* The 'some time' in Acts 9:19 is not clear as to how
long this was; different translations render this 'some
time passed' (Jerusalem), 'after a number of days'
(Moffatt); the literal Greek is "'many' with the view
of being sufficient"; however it is rendered, it is
difficult to reconcile this with the three years of Gal
1:18.
** It is not clear whether 12:25 is a return to
Jerusalem, or a return to Antioch from Jerusalem; if
the former, and the Acts 15 visit is the Gal 2:1-10
one, then in Acts it would be the fourth visit, whilst
Paul states it was only the second.
Paul's method of counting in Gal. is not absolutely
clear, ie. whether his 14 years in Gal 2:1 is 14 years
after his starting point in Gal (ie. his conversion) or
14 years after the first Jerusalem visit 3 years after
his conversion which he had mentioned immediately
beforehand (ie. a total of 17 years after his
conversion).
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Numerous others problems arise when trying to reconcile
the two accounts, eg. Acts has Paul in Jerusalem and
Judea in his early life (21:17 then 22:3) and as a
persecutor of the church there (7:58, 9:1-2,13,21,
26:10) which makes Paul's comment that (Gal 1:22) he
was not known by sight by the churches in Judea even
after his time in Jerusalem, Syria and Cilicia (1:17-
21) appear impossible. Furthermore when Paul has a
dispute with Peter at Antioch about Gentile fellowship
in Gal 2, why does he not remind him of what was agreed
at the Acts 15 conference on this very subject ?
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Abraham was justified by faith - Rom 4:1-5
Abraham was justified by works - James 2:22-24
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Man does not die for his ancestors' sin - Deut 24:16, 2
Kings 14:6, Ezek 18:20
Man does die for his ancestors' sin - Ex 20:5, 34:6-7,
2 Sam 12:13-18, Isa 14:21, Rom 5:12,19, 1 Cor 15:22
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Elijah and Moses appear many centuries after they died
- Mark 9:2-4
Only God is immortal - 1 Tim 6:15-16
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Jesus to be buried for three days and nights - Matt
12:40
Jesus buried for one day and two nights - Mark
15:42,43, John 20:1 (These texts show the burial did
not take place until Friday night and the tomb was
empty before Sunday morning). Jesus is NOT dead for
"three days and three nights" whether present-day or
Jewish time-reckoning is used.
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Jesus was the first person to rise from the dead -
Acts 26:23, Rev 1:5
Jesus was not the first person to rise from the dead -
2 Kings 4:32,35, Luke 7:12-15, Matt 9:18,25, 11:5,
27:52, John 11:44
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The Holy Spirit given on Easter Sunday - John 20:19,22
The Holy Spirit given at Pentecost - Acts 2:1-4
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Jesus warns disciples he is to leave them - John
16:5,7,28
Jesus assures disciples he will always be with them -
Matt 28:20
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The Holy Spirit not given until Jesus' death - John
7:39
The Holy Spirit given before Jesus' birth - Luke
1:41,67
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Judas dies by hanging himself - Matt 27:5-7
Judas dies by swelling up - Acts 1:18
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Women buy anointing spices for Jesus after the sabbath
- Mark 16:1
Women buy anointing spices for Jesus before the
sabbath - Luke 23:56
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Paul's vision.
Acts 9:7 states the men with Paul STOOD speechless,
HEARING the voice but NOT SEEING anyone.
Acts 22:9 states they did NOT HEAR the voice.
Acts 26:14 states they all FELL to the ground and DID
HEAR the voice.
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God is impartial towards people - Acts 10:34, Rom 2:11,
Gal 2:8, Eph 6:9
God is partial towards people - Rom 8:29-30, 9:11-13,
Matt 10:5-6, 15:22-25, Luke 1:30
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Those without the law, will perish without it - Rom
2:12
Where there is no law, there can be no transgression -
Rom 4:15
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Salvation only available to a few who have been chosen
- Matt 7:14, 22:14, Luke 12:32, 13:24, John 6:37,65,
15:16,19, Rom 8:29, 9:11-23, Eph 1:4,
Salvation available to those who want it - Matt 7:7,8,
11:28, John 3:16, 5:40, 7:37, Acts 2:21, Rev 3:20
NB. Prov 16:4 states God actually made the unsaved for
'the day of trouble' (ie. damnation). In contrast to
texts that state Jesus died for the elect/a small
number, there are others that confirm, or at least
suggest everyone will be saved by Christ - John 1:29,
4:42, 1 Cor 15:29, Heb 2:9, 1 John 4:14.
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Satan is free to act as he pleases - Job 1:6-7, 2:1-2,
Zech 3;1, Matt 4:1, 1 Pet 5:8
The angels who rebelled against God are chained up -
Jude 6
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James and John ask Jesus for special places in the
kingdom - Mark 10:35-37
It is the mother of James and John who asks Jesus for
special places for them - Matt 20:21-22
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No one born of God sins - 1 John 3:9
Everyone sins - Rom 3:23, 1 John 1:8
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No one is righteous - Rom 3:10
There are righteous - James 5:16
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The sin of blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is
unforgiveable - Matt 12:32, Mark 3:29
God forgives all sins - 1 John 1:7
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Love your enemies - Matt 5:44
Refuse to greet your enemies - 2 John 10, enemies are
cursed by Paul - Gal 1:9, Paul asks that his enemies
mutilate themselves - Gal 5:12
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Those who go into the grave will never arise - Job
7:7,9, 14:10,12
Those who go into the grave will arise - John 5:28-29,
11:24, 1 Cor 15:12-18,20-23,52, Rev 20:4
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The dead are unconscious - Job 14:12, Ecc 9:5, Dan 12:2
The dead are conscious - Mark 9:4, Luke 16:22-23, Rev
6:9-10
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The earth will exist for ever - Ecc 1:4
The earth will be destroyed - 2 Pet 3:10
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No one has ever seen God - Ex 33:17,20, John 1:18, 1
Tim 6:15-16,
People have seen God - Gen 32:30, Ex 24:9-10, 33:11,21-
23, Isa 6:5, Deut 5:24, Amos 9:1
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God is not responsible for confusion - 1 Cor 14:33
God is responsible for confusion - Isa 45:7
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All will swear to God - Isa 45:22-23
Jesus forbids swearing - Matt 5:34
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God can do anything - Mark 10:27, Luke 1:37
God is limited in what he can do - Judges 1:19, Mark
6:5-6
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God wants everyone to be saved - 1 Tim 2:3-4, 2 Pet 3:9
God does not want everyone to be saved - Prov 16:4,
Mark 4:11-12, Rom 9:18, 2 Thess 2:11
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The returnees from Babylonian exile in 537/536 BCE.
42,360 in Ezra 2:64. 29,818 in Ezra 2:3-60. 31,089 in
Nehemiah 7:7-65.
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God is not angry for long - Psa 30:5, 103:9, Micah 7:18
God is angry for a long time - Num 32:13, Rev 14:11,
20:10
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God never lies and hates lying - Ex 23:1, Num 23:19,
Prov 12:22, Titus 1:2
God himself lies - 1 Kings 22:23, 2 Chron 18:22, 2
Thess 2:11
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God does not repent (ie. regret an action/change his
mind) - Num 23:19, 1 Sam 15:29, Mal 3:6
God does repent (ie. regret an action/change his mind)
- Gen 6:6-7, Ex 32:14, 1 Sam 15:35, 2 Sam 24:16, 1
Chron 21:15, Jer 18:8,10, 26:3,13,19, 42:10, Ezek
24:14, Joel 2:13, Amos 7:3, Jonah 3:10
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The earth has no foundation - Job 26:7
The earth does have foundations - 1 Sam 2:8, Psa 104:5
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God feeds and cares for all life - Psa 145:15-16
God does not feed and care for all life - Deut 28:48,
Isa 5:13, 8:21, 50:2
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God is warlike - Ex 15:3, Psa 24:8, Rev 19:11,13
Man should be peaceful - as God is - Matt 5:9, John
14:27, Rom 15:33, 2 Thess 3:16
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Graven images not to be made - Ex 20:4
Graven images are to be made - Ex 25:18
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The earth is God/Jesus' - Psa 24:1, 1 Cor 10:26, Rev
1:5
The earth is the devil's - John 12:31, 2 Cor 4:4
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God dwells in light - Psa 104:1,2, 1 Tim 6:15-16, 1
John 1:5
God dwells in darkness - 1 Kings 8:12, 2 Chron 6:1, Psa
18:11, Psa 97:1-2
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Jesus is God - John 1:1, John 20:288
Jesus is inferior/subordinate to God - John 14:28, 1
Cor 11:3, 15:28
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The Synoptics have Jesus clearing the Temple at the end
of his ministry (Mark 11:15-17 & par) but John has this
at the very beginning (2:13-16). Also, John has Jesus
travelling back and forth between Galilee and Jerusalem
but the synoptics have him starting in Galilee & making
the one journey south to Jerusalem ending in his death.
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God is gracious, loving, merciful, good, forgiving, and
perfect - Ex 34:6, Deut 32:4, 2 Sam 22:31, Psa 86:5,
100:5, 106:1, 111:4,7, 136:1, 145:8-9, Lam 3:33, Joel
2:13, Hab 1:12-13, Mark 10:18, 1 John 4:8,16
God slaughters, is vengeful, does evil, defiles,
destroys and creates woes - Ex 32:14, Num 31:1-18, Deut
2:30,34, 7:2,16, 20:10-20, 1 Sam 6:19, Job 42:11, Isa
45:7, Jer 18:5,8,11, 26:3,13,19, 42:10-11, Lam 3:38,
Ezek 6:12-13, 20:25-26, Amos 3:16, Nahum 1:2, Jonah
3:10
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God sees everything and is omnipresent - Psa 11:4, Prov
15:3, Job 34:21, Jer 16:17, 23:24, Heb 4:13
God does not see everything and is not omnipresent -
Gen 3:9-10, 11:5, 18:20-21, Ex 3:8, 19:11, 18,20, Micah
1:3
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God did not dwell in the house (Temple) Solomon built -
Acts 7:48
God did dwell in the house (Temple) that Solomon built
- 1 Kings 8:13
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God is always near - Psa 46:1, 145:14, 18-19, James 4:8
God is not always near - 1 Sam 28:6, Psa 10:1, 22:1,2,
Matt 27:46
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God creates all life out of the waters - Gen 1:20-21
God creates all life out of the earth - Gen 2:19
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The doers of the law will be justified - Rom 2:13
No one is justified by the law - Rom 3:20
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Disciples will be persecuted and martyred - Luke
21:16, Acts 7:59-60, 8:1, Rev 6:9
Disciples will not be harmed - Luke 21:18
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Christians to obey authorities - Rom 13;1, 1 Pet 2:13-
14
Christians to obey God rather than authorities - Acts
5:29
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Disciples given power to cure all ills - Matt 10:1,
Luke 9:1
Disciples could not cure all ills - Matt 17:18-20
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Centurion goes to Jesus for his servant to be healed -
Matt 8:5-13
Centurion sends elders to Jesus to ask for his servant
to be healed - Luke 7:1-10
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God's word and law abides for ever - Matt 5:18, 1 Pet
1:25
God's word and law has been cancelled - Eph 2:15, Col
2:14
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Governors are God's ministers for the good and protect
the innocent - Rom 13:1,3, 1 Pet 2:13-14
The Governor Pontius Pilate has Jesus crucified - Mark
15:15, Luke 23:11,24,25, John 19:1,6
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Christ was raised a spirit being - 1 Cor 15:44-45, 1
Pet 3:18
Christ was physically raised in the body - Luke
24:39,42-43, John 20:26-27
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The coming kingdom of God will be visible - Daniel 2:44
The coming kingdom of God will not be visible - Luke
17:20-21
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God is spirit - John 4:24
God has feet - Psa 18:9, arms - Jer 27:5, wings - Psa
36:7, eyes - Deut 11:12, Psa 34:15, a mouth - Isa 1:20,
Deut 8:3, ears - 2 Chron 6:40, a nose - Ex 15:8, a
heart - Gen 6:6, legs - Gen 3:8
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The Bible teaches forgiveness - Matt 6:14-15, Rom
12:17-19, Eph 4:32, Col 3:13
The Bible teaches punishment and vengeance - Gen 9:6,
Ex 21:23-25,29, Lev 24;16,23
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God is one - Deut 6:4
God is plural - Gen 1:26, 11:6,7, Isa 6:8
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The (Incomplete) Flood.
Gen 6:4 refers to a race called the Nephilim. Later in
Gen 7:11-24 there is the account of the Flood in which
"every living thing" was killed (7:23) except Noah and
his family; however, in Num 13:33 the Nephilim are
still around !
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The families of Japheth, Ham and Shem all have their
own languages - Gen 10:5,20,31
There is only one language over the whole earth - Gen
11:1
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It is the Midianites who sell Joseph to P^Ê-\Ðar - Gen
37:36
it is the Ishmaelites who sell Joseph to Potiphar -
Gen 39:1
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The Levites' service to be from age 30 to 50 - Num
3:3,23,30,35,39,43,47
The Levites' service to be from age 25 to 50 - Num
8:23
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Sisera killed whilst asleep - Jud 4:20-21
Sisera killed whilst standing and drinking milk - Jud
5:25-27
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God's attributes are unknowable - Job 11:7-9
God's attributes are knowable - Rom 1:20
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Beersheba given its name by Abraham - Gen 21:31-33
Beersheba given its name by Isaac - Gen 26:32-33
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Saul killed by an Amalekite - 2 Sam 1:5-10
Saul killed by Philistines - 2 Sam 21:22
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There were 3300 chief officers on Temple building - 1
Kings 5:16
There were 3600 chief officers on Temple building - 2
Chron 2:18
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There were 550 who had charge of the people - 1 Kings
9:23
There were 250 who had charge of the people - 2 Chron
8:10
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Jehoshaphat removed the high places - 2 Chron 17:1,6
Jehoshaphat did not remove the high places - 2 Chron
20:31,33
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Zedekiah was Jehoiachin's brother - 2 Chron 36:9-10
Zedekiah was Jehoiachin's uncle - 2 Kings 24:17
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The sundial to go back 10 degrees as a sign that God
would heal Hezekiah's boil - 2 Kings 20:7-11
The sundial to go back 10 degrees as a sign God would
defend the city against the Assyrians -Isa 38:4-8
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The rich cannot enter heaven; the kingdom of God is for
the poor - Luke 6:20, Matt 19:24, James 5:1
God rewards by bestowing wealth and disciples can be
rich - Job 42:10, Matt 27:57
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Satan entered Judas at the last supper - John 13:27
Satan entered Judas before the last supper - Luke 22:1-
3
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Food offered to idols should be avoided - Acts 15:29
It is of no importance if food offered to idols is
eaten - 1 Cor 8:1,4,7,8
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It was those who accused Jesus and were responsible for
his death who buried him - Acts 13:27-29
It was Joseph of Arimathea, a disciple, who buried
Jesus - Matt 27:59-60
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Christ is the only master - Matt 23:10
Employers are masters - Eph 6:5,9
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There were six generations inclusive between Joram and
Jotham - 1 Chron 3:11-12
There were three generations inclusive between Joram
and Jotham - Matt 1:8-9
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Jesus' home was at Capernaum - Mark 1:9,24, 2:1
Jesus' home was in Judea - John 4:43-45
NB. In John, Jesus leaves Jerusalem in Judea and goes
to Galilee because "a prophet has no honour in his own
country" - therefore Judea must have been his home
country - contradicting Mark.
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Believers will be deceived into leaving the faith - 1
Tim 4:1, Heb 6:4-6, Gal 3:1, Rev 2:5
God will protect believers from being led astray - Psa
31:23, 37:28,32,33, John 10:27-29
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Jesus never changes - Heb 13:8
Jesus does change - he dwelt with the Father (John
17:5), was born an infant with human weaknesses (Luke
2:7,52), became separated from God (Matt 27:46), then
died (Matt 27:50), was then in Hades (Acts 2:31), was
then raised from the dead in a glorified body (1 Cor
15:45) and ascended into heaven where he mediates (1
John 2:1, 1 Tim 2:5)
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Moses was inarticulate - Ex 4:10
Moses was not inarticulate - Acts 7:22
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Only God is to be called 'father' - Matt 23:9
Various people can be called 'father' - 1 Cor 10:1, Eph
6:1-4, 1 John 2:13-14, Matt 15:4
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Jesus prayed to God to be saved from death, and he was
heard - Heb 5:7
Jesus prayed to God to be saved from death and was not
heard (ie. he was executed the next day) - Luke
22:41,42,44,47,54, 23:33
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Prepare your defence if challenged for your faith - 1
Pet 3:15
Don't bother beforehand about what is to be said if
challenged for your faith - Mark 13:11
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God instructs man to live on vegetarian diet - Gen
1:29-30
Any food can be eaten - Gen 9:3, Acts 10:12-13, Rom
14:2
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Martyred believers cry out for blood-vengeance - Rev
6:9-10
Believers should love/forgive their enemies - Matt
5:44, 6:15,18:32-35, Luke 6:27-28
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Mary and Martha's home.
In Luke 10:38-42, Mary and Martha's home is between
Samaria (mentioned in 9:57) and Jericho (mentioned in
18:35). It is after leaving Jericho (that was AFTER
where they lived) that Jesus reaches Bethany (19:29).
However, according to John (11:18-20, 12:1-3), their
home was in Bethany.
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It is wrong to judge others - Matt 7:1, Luke 6:37, Rom
2:1, 14:10
Others can be judged - Matt 23:13-33, John 8:44, Rom
1:27,29-32
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At the feeding of the 5000, 200 denarii would have fed
the crowd - Mark 6:37
At the feeding of the 5000, 200 denarii would not have
fed the crowd - John 6:7
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God tells Zedekiah he will be captured but die
peacefully - Jer 34:2-5
Zedekiah is capture, has his eyes taken out and is
imprisoned to the day he dies - Jer 52:10-11
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Jesus refuses to disclose who he is, or allow others to
do this - Matt 12:15-16, 16:16-17,20, Mark 3:11-12,
8:29-30, Luke 9:20-21
Jesus tells the Samarians (John 4:25-26), the Jews
(John 5:39, 8:42,58, 10:24-25,30), the crowds (John
6:40), others (John 9:35-38), who he is
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The Gospel not to be taken to the Samaritans - Matt
10:5-6
The Gospel taken to the Samaritans - John 4:4-41, Acts
8:5,14,15,25
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Women are to be obedient and submissive to men - 1 Cor
11:3,7-9, 14:33-35, Eph 5:22-24, 1 Tim 2:11-15, Titus
2:4-5, 1 Pet 3:21
There are no sexes in Christ as both are "one" - Gal
3:28
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Let others see your good works - Matt 5:16
Do not let others see your good works - Matt 6:1,4
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Stephen says the Jews persecuted the prophets and
killed those who foretold Christ's coming - Acts 7:52
Moses was a prophet who foretold Christ's coming (eg.
Acts 7:37) but was not killed - Deut 34:5,8; David
was also a prophet (Acts 2:25,30), but he also died
naturally
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Old 10th February 2003, 10:29 AM   #5
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And we can go on and on and on and on and on.

Finally we come to the most devastating critique of the Bible.

Just because it's written doesn't necessarily make it so.

Forgot to add the link I copied the above stuff from

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Arpachshad's son was Shelah - Gen 11:12
Arpachshad's grandson was Shelah - Luke 3:35-36
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Where's the contradiction? Both of these could be true. Which trailer park did they live in anyway?
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Old 10th February 2003, 10:46 AM   #7
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Oh, man, you spoilt the fun!
If we had post contradictions one by one, maybe muscleman would write laaarge explanations for months!
Now he will not take the challenge at all...

Still, your link is great; I will store that list for some proper use.
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And the longest post in history award goes to Agammamon!

I posted a link in response to muscleman's 'challenge' but he hasnt yet commented on it.
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All will swear to God - Isa 45:22-23
Jesus forbids swearing - Matt 5:34
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Do you really think that the swear in the first one is the same as the swear in the second one?
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Do you really think that the swear in the first one is the same as the swear in the second one?
I'll give you that one, now explain the rest of them please.
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I'll give you that one, now explain the rest of them please.

LOL.


It just goes to show that skeptics and atheists copy and paste lists like these ad nauseum, without really understanding their contents.

Even if I explain a lot of them, I'm sure you'd paste in 100 more for me to explain.

You'd always find your own 'missing link' for me to yet explain.
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Agammamon:
I'm an atheist, and I've had a lot of arguments with Christians about this sort of thing. There's one thing you have to realize: they're VERY good at wiggling out of apparent contradictions in the Bible. If there's any concievable interpretation (no matter how implausible) under which the cited passage is NOT contradictory, they'll seize upon it.
It would have to be an absolutely stark, unambiguous logical contradiction, involving no ill-defined words, that would trip them up. To be honest, I've not found a Biblical contradiction yet that they couldn't find a way out of.
To demonstrate this (and because Muscleman appears to be currently absent), I'd like to try my hand at "explaining" away some of these. After all, if you can't trap an atheist, good luck trapping a theist. Here goes:
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God creates animals and then man - Gen 1:25-26
God creates man and then the animals - Gen 2:18-19
I've got my Bible here. Gen 1:25 says God made the beasts. Gen 1:26 says God made man. However, it doesn't specifically say he made the beasts first. Just because they're listed in that order doesn't prove that was the order.
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Arpachshad's son was Shelah - Gen 11:12
Arpachshad's grandson was Shelah - Luke 3:35-36
Son & grandson had same name. (already covered by our esteemed colleague)
Quote:
Noah takes 7 pairs of each type of animal onto the ark
- Gen 7:2-3
Noah takes one pair of animal onto the ark - Gen 6:19
6:19 says "...of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring...". It doesn't say "two and only two". It may have meant "at least two". You can't prove it didn't.
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Terah's lifespan.
Acts 7:4 states Terah was dead when Abraham left Haran.
According to Gen 11:26, Terah was 70 when Abraham was
born and Abraham was 75 when he left Haran. Therefore
he lived 70 years (ie. his age when Abraham was born)
plus 75 years (Abraham's age when he left Haran -
Terah was dead at this time according to Acts 7:4) -
145 years in total. However, Gen 11:32 states he lived
205 years.
This one I'm actually not sure about. It doesn't actually say in Gen 11:26 that Abraham (Abram) was 75 when he left Haran. It only says Terah was 70 when Abram was born. I can't find the 75 number anywhere. At any rate, even if it were in there, they could just say: "He left Haran twice. He went back once to visit." You can't prove he didn't.
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God promises Abraham the land of Canaan to live in -
Gen 17:8
God did not allow Abraham to live in the promised land
- Acts 7:5, Heb 11:8,9,13
Actually, Gen 17:8 doesn't say "to live in". It just says "...give unto thee, and thy seed...". So maybe Abraham and his seed owned it, but couldn't live there. Absentee landlords. You can't prove otherwise.
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Jacob's offspring in Egypt totalled 70 - Gen 46:26-27,
Ex 1:5
Jacob's offspring in Egypt totalled 75 - Acts 7:14
Actually Acts 7:14 says "Then sent Joseph, and called his father Jacob to him, and all his kindred , threescore and fifteen (75) souls..." It says "kindred", not "siblings". Who knows? That could include some nephews or in-laws. Besides, the other passages only say Jacob brought 70 with him into Egypt. He might have had a few more while there.
See how silly it is? I could go on and on like this. I'm sure you could think of some similar kind of tortured explanation for most of the contradictions you posted.
So challenge me! Give me the one or two that seem like the most stark, unexplainable contradictions in the Bible, and I betcha I can come up with some crazy, convoluted way out that just barely squeeks by. Even if I can't think of a way out, I bet some Christian can. They have a lot of practice.
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Seems to be correctly in context to me.

Isaiah 45
Quote:
22 "Turn to me and be saved,
all you ends of the earth;
for I am God, and there is no other.
23 By myself I have sworn,
my mouth has uttered in all integrity
a word that will not be revoked:
Before me every knee will bow;
by me every tongue will swear.
24 They will say of me, 'In the LORD alone
are righteousness and strength.' "
All who have raged against him
will come to him and be put to shame.
25 But in the LORD all the descendants of Israel
will be found righteous and will exult.
Matt 5
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Oaths

33"Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'Do not break your oath, but keep the oaths you have made to the Lord.' 34But I tell you, Do not swear at all: either by heaven, for it is God's throne; 35or by the earth, for it is his footstool; or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. 36And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make even one hair white or black. 37Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and your 'No,' 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.
Not only shouldn't you swear, but asserting anything beyond a simple yes or no is OF THE EVIL ONE!

After we're told that everyone will SWEAR to god.

Though appropriately enough, when people DO 'swear to god', they're usually lying through their grinning teeth.


Actually, there's another one in Isaiah 45:25, if you look.

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25 But in the LORD all the descendants of Israel will be found righteous and will exult.
I suppose this wasn't a long-term prediction, seeing as god scattered them and left them to their fate. Psalm 44 goes into lengthy detail about that. Maybe it was only naive optimism on God's part... though that might also argue against God having a "divine plan" as many Christians like to believe.

But of course, I always take a simple, literalist perspective, ignoring the "advanced" scholarly concept of "interpreting" bible scripture to mean literally anything I want it to.
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So, muscleman, here it goes my first one. Let's start with an easy one:

Mathew 15 says:

15:1 Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
15:2
Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
15:3
But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death .
15:5
But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
15:6
And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.


How can you fit this with "Judge not, that ye be not judged" and "Treat others as you would like to be treated"?
Is not Jesus asking here to obey the old rules and kill some sinners?
Or maybe he is asking everybody to stop obeying all the old rules?
Try this out for size: http://www.christistheway.com/a02a03ab.html
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The context of Matthew 7:1-5 actually reminds us of our duty to correct an erring brother of his sin, helping him get the "mote" (or "speck") out of his "eye." However, we have no right to judge others hypocritically -- and that's what Jesus is condemning. If we are guilty of a host of sins and haven't repented of them (represented by the "beam" in our eye), what right do we have to reprimand others for their sins? Also, how foolish is it to rebuke a brother for a sin which we also are committing? Jesus points out a weakness many people have: that they are eager to discover and expose the sins of others while, at the same time, refusing to look closely or objectively at themselves.
Slippery of 'em!
I haven't figured out the swear vs. no swear one yet, but I'm sure there's some angle...
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Old 10th February 2003, 11:11 PM   #15
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LOL.


It just goes to show that skeptics and atheists copy and paste lists like these ad nauseum, without really understanding their contents.

Even if I explain a lot of them, I'm sure you'd paste in 100 more for me to explain.

You'd always find your own 'missing link' for me to yet explain.
If you scroll up a little bit, you'll notice that I wasn't the one who pasted the whole thing. And I agree that it's not good to post stuff without checking it, but sometimes it happens. Sadly, a lot of times the people who should explain each of those, pick out a few of them that don't work, and use it as an excuse. If you truly think that it is a strong argument, go ahead, I won't bother you about it.
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HAHAHHAHHAHAH. It's amazing that believers can't understand the difference between apologies and explanations. They love apologies for the bible contradictions, they don't like the actual meaning.
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Matthew 27:3-10 (KJV): "3 Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, 4 Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that. 5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. "

18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out. 19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Aceldama, that is to say, The field of blood."


How do these verses contradict each other?
The best explanation I've heard for this one is that both are true and each is part of the story. (Bear in mind this is a serious explanation from a true believer). Apparently, Judas hanged himself on the edge of a cliff. The rope broke and he fell headlong down the cliff, where his bowels gushed out at the bottom. Simple really.
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The best explanation I've heard for this one is that both are true and each is part of the story. (Bear in mind this is a serious explanation from a true believer). Apparently, Judas hanged himself on the edge of a cliff. The rope broke and he fell headlong down the cliff, where his bowels gushed out at the bottom. Simple really.
But he left the thirty pieces of silver in the temple? Or for 'cast' do we read "paid the deposit on a piece of prime development land, under the cliff, you know the one with the rotten tree that your mother warned you never to swing from?"
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But he left the thirty pieces of silver in the temple? Or for 'cast' do we read "paid the deposit on a piece of prime development land, under the cliff, you know the one with the rotten tree that your mother warned you never to swing from?"
Maybe the "reward of iniquity" was for some different nasty thing he did, so it was other money and not the 30 pieces of silver. It doesn't actually say that the reward was the same one as for shopping JC to the authorities.
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How do you explain Matthew 1:21-23

"And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins. Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet, saying, Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel"--which means "God is with us" "

misquoting Isaiah 7:14?

"Therefore the Lord Himself giveth to you a sign, Lo, the young woman is conceiving, And is bringing forth a son, And hath called his name Immanuel". "

from Skeptical Views of Christianity and the Bible:
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Conclusion

It seems possible that the author of Matthew based his virgin-birth story on the incorrectly-translated verses in Isaiah because he believed--or pretended to believe-- that the prophet in Isaiah was referring to a future virgin-birth, and not describing an already-pregnant young woman. If Matthew actually believed that the son of God would be known as "Emmanuel," he apparently made three other mistakes, too. (1) He evidently thought that Jesus was the Hellenized form of Immanuel, but he was wrong. (2) He apparently overlooked the fact that the child referred to in the alleged virgin-birth prophecy in Isaiah was born two chapters later. (3) He may have failed to understand that the child in that prophecy was to have a period of learning before he knew the difference between right and wrong and, which implied that the child couldn't have been the future son of God. Alternatively, if Matthew was merely telling his audience that Jesus' virgin birth was prefigured in the virgin-birth of the one whose name would be "Emmanuel," then Matthew's errors are not as bad.

When all of this evidence is viewed objectively, it is hard to avoid that conclusion that Matthew was simply mistaken. This will be no problem for those who don't believe that every story in the Bible must be true in order that one may hold the belief that Jesus is God. However, for the inerrantist, these apparent inconsistencies present a very large problem. In order to fully harmonize these apparent problems, inerrantist must explain these inconsistencies:

The "prophesied" messiah would have to wait until he knew right from wrong.
The child referred to in Isaiah 6 was apparently born two chapters later.
The child-omen to a king living in 800 BC would be Jesus in 30 AD.
The word "ha-almah" normally means "young woman", not "virgin".
The word "harah" is past tense, not future tense, and means "conceived".
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Old 15th February 2003, 03:59 AM   #21
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Muscleman said:

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I CHALLENGE ANYONE OF U TO QUOTE TO ME ANY SO-CALLED BIBLE CONTRADICTION IF IT EXIST..I AM A CATECHIST TEACHER, PERFECT TO DEBATE WITH...

I WILL WAIT FOR IT...
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I think this is worth a thread of its own... I really would like to see how can anybody fix these tons of absurdities and contradictions!

So, muscleman, here it goes my first one. Let's start with an easy one:

Mathew 15 says:

15:1 Then came to Jesus scribes and Pharisees, which were of Jerusalem, saying,
15:2
Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread.
15:3
But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death .
15:5
But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
15:6
And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.


How can you fit this with "Judge not, that ye be not judged" and "Treat others as you would like to be treated"?
Is not Jesus asking here to obey the old rules and kill some sinners?
Or maybe he is asking everybody to stop obeying all the old rules?
Im back, sorry i got caught up w/lots of things.

But anyways u got this wrong, I checked matthew 15, give me the right chqapter so I can check it (I have to check my bible because i have debated w/ many atheists b4 and they just change the exaxt quote.)..
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Maybe the "reward of iniquity" was for some different nasty thing he did, so it was other money and not the 30 pieces of silver. It doesn't actually say that the reward was the same one as for shopping JC to the authorities.
Leaves a lot of blanks to fill in, do you think that was the author's idea all along? You'd have thought devinely inspired writers wouldn't leave so many inconsistencies. He may be omni-whatsit, but I wouldn't want him editing my magnum opus.
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Matthew 27:3-10 (KJV): "3 Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders, 4 Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that. 5 And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. 6 And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood. 7 And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in. 8 Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day. 9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet, saying, And they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of Israel did value; 10 And gave them for the potter's field, as the Lord appointed me."


Acts 1:16-19 (KJV): "16 Men and brethren, this scripture must needs have been fulfilled, which the Holy Ghost by the mouth of David spake before concerning Judas, which was guide to them that took Jesus. 17 For he was numbered with us, and had obtained part of this ministry. 18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out. 19 And it was known unto all the dwellers at Jerusalem; insomuch as that field is called in their proper tongue, Aceldama, that is to say, The field of blood."


How do these verses contradict each other?


In Matthew, Judas threw away the money to the priests before dying, then he went to hang himself. After that, the priests bought a field. In Acts, Judas used the money himself to buy a field.


In Matthew, Judas threw away the money before dying, and then a field was bought. In Acts, the field was bought before Judas died.


In Matthew, he died by hanging himself, whilst in Acts he fell headlong and his bowels gushed out.
LOL, u made me check it in the bible....I see no contradiction. Again u cant take things out of context, otherwise it will contradict, that can be applied to ANY BOOK!

Now, when Judas hanged himself in Matthew, even then they still called the place where he hanged himself "The field of blood"...Normally, i personally dont think that when a person is hanged, that blood will gush out, but since it is what is called, then there must be more that happened to Judas than just remain being hanged, otherwise it wont be called "Field of blood"...

Acts clarified that. My mother used to teach me that when Judas hanged himself, his guts spilled out as well.. But the bible didnt clearly stated in detail how did the "field of blood" got in the picture. I say the rope broke, he fell headlong, then spilled his guts, making it the field of blood..

What are other explanations to it? Acts didnt say he didnt hang, it just said "HE FELL HEADLONG", it didnt say "HE JUMPED AND HIS GUTS OPEN", he have "FELL" unconsciously, being dead already from being hanged. Now if Acts said "HE JUMPED AND SPILLED HIS GUTS", then I would say that is so contradictory because Matthew said he hanged himself..


About the land, when Jesus was in ministry, the apostles were offered money by many crowds, even before the crucifixion and betrayal. But Jesus didnt want to charge anyone, but preached the goodnews free of charge.. DID JUDAS OBEYED JESUS COMMANDS? OBVIOUSLY HE DONT HAVE RESPECT FOR HIM, HE EVEN TURNED HIM IN TO THE CHIEFS. SO I BELIEVE HE KEPT SOME OF THE MONEY AT THE TIME, AND BUOGHT SOME LAND. Matthew said the Pharisees used his wages to buy "POTTER'S FIELD". While Acts said he bought some of his wages before with "PARCEL OF LAND".......

CANT YOU SEE THE DIFFERENCE? ITS NOT THE SAME LAND THAT WAS SPENT.....Apostles were offered money during Jesus evangelization..Judas obviouslt kept some of it......


U JUST GOT DEBUNKED.......NEXT QUESTION???
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Old 15th February 2003, 04:25 AM   #24
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1 John 1:8, 10 (KJV): "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. ... If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us."


1 John 3:9 (KJV): "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

What do these two passages, both directed to believers, say? The first one states that Christians are not without sin, and the second one that Christians are without sin. This is a clear contradiction, in that both these statements cannot both be true.
lol, little children...

Whenever your sins are forgiven, you are cleansed and are born again. Being born again obviously makes you free from PAST mistakes, (sacrament of penance..) THUS MAKING YOU SINLESS, until u commit a sin again.. As Jesus said to those he forgave "Go on home and sin no more"....

Thats a simple sacrament called sacrament of reconciliation...WHEN WE ARE BORN OF GOD, WE ARE BORN IN PEFECTION...

Be perfect as your heavenly father is perfect.....


NEXT QUESTION???
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And we can go on and on and on and on and on.

Finally we come to the most devastating critique of the Bible.

Just because it's written doesn't necessarily make it so.

Forgot to add the link I copied the above stuff from

hem.passagen.se/nicb
Post them one by one, and ill humiliate you one by one....

I have studied the scriptures for years, your a joke if you think there is any moral contradcition.......


Everything above can be explained....I have checked the so-called "atheists who are dummys and think the bible is contradictiory.com" many of their webpages, saying there are THOUSANDS, WHEN THE FACT IS THERE ARE ZERO'S..


SO YES, PESKANOV IS RIGHT, POST IT ONE BY ONE, AND ILL HUMILIATE YOU ONE BY ONE, GUARANTEE IT..........
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"God creates animals and then man - Gen 1:25-26
God creates man and then the animals - Gen 2:18-19"


Ill give u a preview of how Ill humiliate your pathetic attempts...


Genesis is a symbolic parables..The church doesnt teach (atleast currently) that it must be taken literally, and females literally was a former ribcage...

The first story was more prophetic, while the second one is historical, and it continued all the way to story of Noah's ark, to this etc. While the first one ended in "COMPLETION", heaven and earth were "FINISHED", so God shouldnt have business working with anything relating to earth no more, "God blessed the seventh day and made it holy because on it HE RESTED FROM ALL THE WORK HE HAD DONE IN CREATION"..

God rested in the first story, while in the second story he still worked and is in contact with humans....

Once again the first story is prophetic.

We are all animals...Thats how we all started out, the first story in Genesis clearly stated that out...The catholic church believes in evolution because of this..

It wasnt until about thousands of years ago that God have in contact with the human species, our brains evolve to the higher level...

It was then that we were made in "God's image", but that didnt happen until later on after the creation...

The first story said that when God gave man all the authority over the fish in the sea, birds of the air, etc. it was written that "AND GOD SAW HIS CREATION, AND IT WAS GOOD"........

While in the second story, when God created animals for man, it was also written "NONE WERE SUITABLE PARTNERS FOR HIM".....


The second story of Genesis is a symbolic scripture concerning the human race, AND GOD DIDNT OBVIOUSLY REST FROM HIS WORK, ALL THE WAY TO NOAH'S AND LATER ON IN YEARS, UNLIKE THE FIRST STORY, THIS IS "NOT" A PROPHETIC STORY, BUT MORE LIKE HISTORICAL ONE...

The sevent day God resting in Genesis is the final day of judgment, IT OBVIOUSLY HAVENT ARRIVED YET, BUT IT WILL....IN THE FIRST STORY WHEN THE ANIMALS AND EVERYTHING IN EARTH WAS GIEVN TO MAN, AND GOD SAID "BE FRUITFULL AND MULTIPLY AND SUBDUE THE EARTH" AND HE ALSO ENDED "AND IT WAS GOOD, SO GOD RESTED FROM ALL HIS WORK"..

THAT HASNT TOOK PLACE YET, THE SEVENT DAY HAVENT ARRIVED YET, AND GOD HAVENT RESTED FROM ALL HIS WORK, THE JUDGMENT DAY WILL ARRIVE....BELIEVE IT OR NOT...


Got it? If u have intellect, u should be able to see it the way I do....BUt your an atheist, therefore u obviously dont have one.....
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Welcome back muscleman!
I am very happy to see you here again, and I read your clarifications with interest. I really enjoyed the Judas history. You can be sure that if I see this topic raised elsewhere, I will tell everybody which is the best interpretation; again, thanks!

About my initial cite, is coming from King Jame's version. I searched another one in bible gateway, here you have another it:

http://www.biblegateway.org/cgi-bin/...sh&version=NIV

Matthew 15

Clean and Unclean

1Then some Pharisees and teachers of the law came to Jesus from Jerusalem and asked,
2"Why do your disciples break the tradition of the elders? They don't wash their hands before they eat!"
3Jesus replied, "And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition?
4For God said, 'Honor your father and mother' and 'Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.'
5But you say that if a man says to his father or mother, 'Whatever help you might otherwise have received from me is a gift devoted to God,'
6he is not to 'honor his father ' with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition.
7You hypocrites! Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you:
8" 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.
9 They worship me in vain; their teachings are but rules taught by men.



Please, Muscleman, provide other translation if you want. I don't care about your translation, I am only interested in your opinion!
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Ok, I read it Peskanov..

Humans in general judge the external matter, but God sees us differently..

Take the Pharisees for example, they are so focused on judging others, what they do, etc. but not remembering their deeds (kinda like me sometimes, ). They are so focused in how to eat right, but not focused on how to live right. They judge others when they have not noticed the speck of their eye...

Jesus didnt come to abolish the law, but to fulfill it. It may appear changed, as much as a seed turning into a tree, the outside shell appeared changed, but the inside didnt..

Jesus were just debating with them for the sake of the law, when the pharisees quoted about how to eat right, Jesus inturn quoted about how to live right (Law of Moses about blaspheming parents.) because that was their weakness, something they always do but say "God allowed me to do it because I am a priest" although the law says otherwise, BUT JUST BECAUSE JESUS QUOTED THE LAW, IT DOESNT MEAN THAT LAW IS COMPLETE...

Jesus certainly dont want to stone to death those who blaspheme their parents. take the Prodigal son as an example. He rejected his father, etc. left, but the father humbly accepted his son back. This is what Jesus wanted, we are like sheeps, if one go astray, the sheperd will leave the many to look for that one lost sheep.......

Just as Jesus quoted "U heard them say eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, but I say offer your right cheek if they struck u on the left cheek,(love enemies..)".

"Tell them that they are wrong about sin and wrong about God's judgment"- Jesus...

"If they donot know sin, they cannot commit sin"........

People are not accountable for a law they are not aware its wrong to break.. SO DONT SAY THAT EVERYONE IN THE PAST WENT TO HELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT LEARNED TO LOVE THEIR ENEMIES AS JESUS TAUGHT THEM...THEIR KNOWLEDGE AT THE TIME ISNT AS FRUITFULL AS IN JESUS GENERATION. JUST AS A KID DOESNT KNOW AS MUCH AS AN ADULT......


"Mysteries hidden for generations now revealed"..- Paul...

"The kingdom of God can b likened to a mustard seed, it starts out small but when grows it is so huge that birds of the air dwell at its branches and make their nest."- Jesus....
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Being born again obviously makes you free from PAST mistakes,(sacrament of penance..) THUS MAKING YOU SINLESS,
1 John 1:8, 10 (KJV): "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves..."
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until u commit a sin again...
1 John 3:9 (KJV): "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin..."


Just thought I'd make muscleman's response easier to understand by parsing it next to the relevant Bible quotes. I don't feel the need to add anything, I think it speaks for itself...
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Muscleman, you have a really interesting version of the words "fulfill the law"; let's see:

Bible 1.0 says: "stone your son"
Bible 2.0 says: "forgive your son"

So, the outside change, and the inside don't, isn't it? Ok, I will take the general bible message as "be good!" then.

You are saying that Jesus rejects the old punishments, aren't you? It seems the old Yahve changed his mind after all...

Ok, back to the thread:

Matthew 5

5:16
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works , and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
5:17
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law , till all be fulfilled.
5:19
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

So let's go back to the question:
- Jesus said we must not punish because we are all sinners.
- Jesus said we must obey the old laws.

Which old laws are we suppossed to obey? Those which doesn't mention killing the sinner?
Well, Muscleman, are we supossed to follow this law, for example?

Deuteronomy 23

23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


Your turn...
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Muscleman, you have a really interesting version of the words "fulfill the law"; let's see:

Bible 1.0 says: "stone your son"
Bible 2.0 says: "forgive your son"
One book, but different authors. Everyone have a mission, but not everyone have the same mission. The body of christ though many are one body, the leg cannot say to the arm "I have no need of you" or the arm cannot say likewise to the leg.

Even St. Paul and Peter have their disagreements, they both went thier different ways to propagate the good news, again we are special in our own way.

Moses may have said "Stone your son if he is disrespectfull"...Thats his understanding..

Thousands of years later Jesus said "Forgive your blasphemous son who is disrespectfull.."...Thats the DOGMA, what God really wants..

Moses just didnt have clear understanding of what God wants.. Just as much as St. Paul, St. Peter, all saints doesnt have a clear understanding of what God really wants...


"A righteous man sins 7 times a day."- Bible..

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So, the outside change, and the inside don't, isn't it? Ok, I will take the general bible message as "be good!" then.

You are saying that Jesus rejects the old punishments, aren't you? It seems the old Yahve changed his mind after all...
Of course he change his mind.. He is all-knowing..Go to this.. http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showt...threadid=13327


if u want to debat about omniscience/freewill argument...Ill debate you from there...

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Ok, back to the thread:

Matthew 5

5:16
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works , and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
5:17
Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law , till all be fulfilled.
5:19
Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
I agree....

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So let's go back to the question:
- Jesus said we must not punish because we are all sinners.
- Jesus said we must obey the old laws.
We must not punish at certain circumstances, but we must under certain circumstances..

"Judge not lest ye be judged'..." Give to Ceasars whats Cesars"...

Dont judged, but be obedient as well..Confused? ask more in detail then..

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Which old laws are we suppossed to obey? Those which doesn't mention killing the sinner?
Well, Muscleman, are we supossed to follow this law, for example?

Deuteronomy 23

23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


Your turn...
Thats why we MUST all be members of the body of christ. WE MUST BEPART OF THE FLOCK TO BE AT HOME...

If my computer broke, i certainly dont have the answer to fixing it, I need someone WITH THAT FIELD OF KNOWLEDGE to fix the problem..

So your question is "what should we obey and what not?"

Thats why u cant take the bible out of context, FOR IF U TAKE THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT IN ANY BOOK IN THE WORLD....IT WILL ALWAYS CONTRADICT..

FOR INSTANCE...WHEN MOSES SAID "KILL THE BLASPHEMOUS AND DISRESPECTFULL KID"... THEN YOU SAID THAT "THE BIBLE SAID TO KILL A KID"....THAT CONTRADICTS BECAUSE U TAKE THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT...

Jesus also said "Peter you are my rock and upon my rock I will build my church AND NOT THE GATES OF HELL SHALL PREVAIL AGAINST IT, WHATEVER YOU BIND ON EARTH WILKL BE BOUND ON HEAVEN, WHATEVER U LOOSED ON EARTH WILL BE LOOSED IN HEAVEN"..


Anymore questions? Ask away....
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Old 23rd February 2003, 03:09 AM   #32
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So there are no contradictions? but when shown numerous contradictions you say they are due to flawed interpretations of the one (non-contradictory) principle, that one (non-contradictory) principle just happens to be the one you subscribe to.... Thats handy. Just pick one of the contradictory statements you don't like and say it is wrong. Why don't you take the white out to the bible and delete all the "wrong" stuff? It would make things easier wouldn't it?

Does the pope know you claim Moses didn't know what he was talking about?
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Old 23rd February 2003, 07:42 AM   #33
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Genesis is a symbolic parables..The church doesnt teach (atleast currently) that it must be taken literally, and females literally was a former ribcage....
Yet another person who has spent so much time studying the bible, that he hasn't had any time to check out the rules of grammar.

Muscleman, which 'church' is this? Many 'churches' (Religions) DO take Genesis literally, and reject the idea that it is just a bunch of 'symbolic parables'. If you take 100 religions (that believe in the Bible & Genesis) then you will probably find 100 different versions of what parts are 'fact', and what parts are symbolic.
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LOL, u made me check it in the bible....I see no contradiction.
Perchance if the individual learned to read. . . .

I would welcome greatly his reconciliation of the Mathean and Lukan birth stories--both linked to historical events which occured roughly ten year appart.

If I may for a moment, I had the opportunity to witness a person with similar claims to expertise regarding biblical texts--albeit with a far firmer grasp of elementary grammer--attempt this task.

She dither'd about trying to quote Strobel--this did not work very well. Eventually, she just declared--by some fiat--rather similar to this individual--that she had reconciled them.

I fear her declaration had about the same dissmal success as my declaration that I have a rather torrid affair with Uma Thurmon--who knew she breeds mastifs. . . .

Anyways, since her "conclusion" contradicted a mere hundred years of biblical scholarship, I invited her to submit it to the main journal: The Journal of Biblical Literature. I received assurances from the editors that they would consider her theories seriously and submit them to peer review.

Of course, one confessed that her claims reminded him of "his sainted mother-in-law who insists we never landed on the Moon."

Thus, I invite the individual to reconcile those narratives. I would recommend he perform this task with slightly greater attention to some of the more common grammatical rules, such as that sentences traditionally contain a noun as well as a verb in some general agreement with one another.

Given his boasts, I am sure we can submit this to the respected journal.

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Old 23rd February 2003, 12:00 PM   #35
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bible contradictions

there is one litle contradiction that really bugs me,muscleman,

"god created light on the first day,
and the stars and the Sun(the light source) on fourth day"

whoever wrote the Bable didn't think it thru very well,did they?

there's this "the skeptic's annotated bible",if you'd like to see hundreds more goofy contradictions.

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HERETIC!!!!!!

HE created the LIGHT of the SPIRIT on the FIRST DAY!!! Then the mundane LIGHT of the WORLD later . . . at approximately 2:30 P.M. GMT!!!!! [!--Ed.]

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Be perfect as your heavenly father is perfect.....

NEXT QUESTION???
OK:

If he's perfect why aren't we perfect? Did he screw up somewhere?
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Leaves a lot of blanks to fill in, do you think that was the author's idea all along? You'd have thought devinely inspired writers wouldn't leave so many inconsistencies. He may be omni-whatsit, but I wouldn't want him editing my magnum opus.
The bible leaves alot of things out. How about Genesis, where we have Adam, Eve,Cain, and Abel, and then all of a sudden all kinds of other people start popping up from out of nowhere, without any explanation as to how they got there.
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Muscleman...
So there are no contradictions? but when shown numerous contradictions you say they are due to flawed interpretations of the one (non-contradictory) principle, that one (non-contradictory) principle just happens to be the one you subscribe to.... Thats handy. Just pick one of the contradictory statements you don't like and say it is wrong. Why don't you take the white out to the bible and delete all the "wrong" stuff? It would make things easier wouldn't it?

Does the pope know you claim Moses didn't know what he was talking about?
Life is complex, life is a whole, life is perfection n its entirety when not taken out of context..

If it was written "Thou shall not kill."

And if a killer (a dummy ignorant of morality.) were to put a white out on that sentence, he might write it over "Not"..So now it is written...

"Thou shall....kill"..

So again, your not making sense, I aM HERE TO DISPROVE THE CLAIM OF SO-CALLED BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS, u may face some who claimed they can do it, they might be fake,BUT I AM A REAL DEAL, talk to me....
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Yet another person who has spent so much time studying the bible, that he hasn't had any time to check out the rules of grammar.

Muscleman, which 'church' is this? Many 'churches' (Religions) DO take Genesis literally, and reject the idea that it is just a bunch of 'symbolic parables'. If you take 100 religions (that believe in the Bible & Genesis) then you will probably find 100 different versions of what parts are 'fact', and what parts are symbolic.
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Which church? There one and only church St. Peter himself founded..(In fact, his very tomb is still there, dated back to its exact time, during jesus life on earth..)

It is started by St. Paul himself in Rome where he evangelized.. It is "Universal" in latin "Catholic", founded for all nationalities, for the world, gentiles or jews...

The tomb of St. Peter (Petra) is still in Vatican, Rome...

The Roman Catholic church.....
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