Harry Potter and the Nerve Of the Bible!

The Grave · 6th June 2007, 05:57 PM

Who is going to come out on top, Harry or Jesus?

Two of the most famous wizards go head to head in the Battle of the Books....

When HP first blasted onto the screen He was met by the usual brigands calling for more bible bashing and preaching to teach us morals. They complemented young Harry on fighting evil but denounced His use of magic!

And there's the hypocrisy!

It's ok for Mr C to walk on water (a cheap conjurers trick, repeated many times since!), but chew gillyweed and go for a swim and your an evil wizarding devil worshipper.

So how can these bible bashing faithers proclaim their rhetoric with such straight faces and expect the rest of us to play along? In a word EGO!

As Potter himself might say:"RIDICULOUS!"

So who's going to win: Harry or Jesus?

Who's the best wizard?

The Grave · 6th June 2007, 06:08 PM

"Today saw Harry Potter surge ahead in the opinion polls well on the way to becoming the world's most famous wizard, out performing the rather long-in-the-wand Jesus!"

Harry was quoted as saying:"It was nothing really. I simply seem to have an affect on people".......

Fronzel · 6th June 2007, 06:47 PM

I wonder if there will be a Potterism religion in 1,000 years.

Hell, I wonder if there is a Potterism religion now.

The Grave · 6th June 2007, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Fronzel

I wonder if there will be a Potterism religion in 1,000 years.

Hell, I wonder if there is a Potterism religion now.

Blast-femur!

If I die standing on this one good leg of mine for eternity waiting for Lord Potter, it would be worth it!

Well Harry has already got more books out than Jesus...FACT!

Harry is better looking than Jesus...FACT!

I'll stick a golden broom symbol of my faith to Harry Potter on my car.

GRIFF

Beleth · 6th June 2007, 07:06 PM

Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom.

Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.

Foster Zygote · 6th June 2007, 07:06 PM

Is this a new record?

Darth Rotor · 6th June 2007, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Beleth

Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom.

Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.

Ron's the guy you rolled up with nothing over a 12. Dumb dice!

DR

slingblade · 6th June 2007, 07:22 PM

Thank you for creating a post without a bunch of wacky stuffs.

See? I do notice these things.

Dorian Gray · 6th June 2007, 08:10 PM

Potter has a 21 luck, though.

Jesus isn't a wizard, he's a lich. How do you think he "came back from the dead"?

Caius Textor · 6th June 2007, 08:21 PM

Jesus was a Bard with the prestige class "con man".
HP is one of those "peasant 1" char. who stole the gnome´s spell book and tries to make things out.

I´m new here but, wasn´t there supposed to be some sort of "planet X" choice in the poll?

Fronzel · 7th June 2007, 04:54 AM

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Jesus isn't a wizard, he's a lich. How do you think he "came back from the dead"?

Wait... Does this mean Jesus is really ~~Lord Voldemort~~ He Who Must Not Be Named?

Tanstaafl · 7th June 2007, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Beleth

Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.

I suppose 18 INT is okay, but let me know when she gets up to 34B, okay?

KingMerv00 · 7th June 2007, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Beleth

Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.

They are not wizards. They cast too many spells per day. They are clearly Sorcerers. Low Int high Cha.

grayman · 7th June 2007, 12:14 PM

Harry will win because at least his books admit to being fiction.

Hokulele · 7th June 2007, 12:20 PM

I voted Jesus for two reasons.

1) I just felt like it.

2) I never knew he was a groupie (did Cheap Trick, get it, get it?).

(I should not post after 17 hour plane trips. Grayman, give me a good 'ole dope slap if you catch me at it again.)

Bigt · 7th June 2007, 07:37 PM

These are the poll results as of this post:

Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52%
Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52%
Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70%
Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39%

Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100%

grayman · 7th June 2007, 08:08 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

I voted Jesus for two reasons.

1) I just felt like it.

2) I never knew he was a groupie (did Cheap Trick, get it, get it?).

(I should not post after 17 hour plane trips. Grayman, give me a good 'ole dope slap if you catch me at it again.)

Should we ever meet, I shall slap you...and then you slap me...then I grab you aggressively...you growl low and sensual...we stare at each other...breathing low...steady..we move to the...to the...

Sorry, I have to go do something. Be back later.

Darth Rotor · 7th June 2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Caius Textor

I´m new here but, wasn´t there supposed to be some sort of "planet X" choice in the poll?

Yes, there should have been, but the OP rolled a 3 for Int.

DR

Hokulele · 7th June 2007, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by grayman

Should we ever meet, I shall slap you...and then you slap me...then I grab you aggressively...you growl low and sensual...we stare at each other...breathing low...steady..we move to the...to the...

Sorry, I have to go do something. Be back later.

* Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic *

This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . .

MelBrooksfan · 7th June 2007, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

* Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic *

This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . .

You, too? Er.. the Thursday, thing. Not the hose.

SoBitter · 8th June 2007, 12:59 AM

Yes, on planet X we have no wizards.

I'm sure there's some spell to make polls total over 100%. We just have to figure out if Jesus did it or HP.

The Grave · 8th June 2007, 04:46 AM

Originally Posted by Bigt

These are the poll results as of this post:

Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52%
Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52%
Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70%
Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39%

Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100%

Ah that's the MAGIC of Harry, so that he wins !

Griff

3point14 · 8th June 2007, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by Hokulele

* Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic *

This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . .

'I never could get the hang of Thursdays'

Jon. · 8th June 2007, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Bigt

These are the poll results as of this post:

Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52%
Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52%
Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70%
Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39%

Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100%

The poll allows people to vote for more than one option.

darnell11 · 8th June 2007, 04:17 PM

I love Harry Potter! He's definately more modest; he's never claimed to be the son of god, just the son of James.

slingblade · 8th June 2007, 04:48 PM

Paulie?

The Grave · 9th June 2007, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by darnell11

I love Harry Potter! He's definately more modest; he's never claimed to be the son of god, just the son of James.

What's Harry's mother named? I thought I knew. Is it Lily?

Griff...After all, without her Harry wouldn't have survived!

Caius Textor · 9th June 2007, 07:29 PM

Without her harry? Her harry what? hehehe

The Grave · 9th June 2007, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Caius Textor

Without her harry? Her harry what? hehehe

That's what I like about this forum...the different slant on things....

Eerrr, mucky pup!

I'll never be able to watch it again now without thinking of hairy...things.

Griff...Ahh, so that's what this wand is for!

The Grave · 24th June 2007, 04:37 PM

Does anyone know if....

Chemical Ali is where Harry Potter buys his potions?

Griff...

Retrograde · 25th June 2007, 12:34 AM

Harry mostly stands around being *called* a great wizard while Ron or Hermoine (or the twins or Sirius or Cedric or Et Nauseam) do the heavy lifting.

Jesus, on the other hand, changes water into wine and multiplies loaves and fishes. I know who I'm inviting to my next party: I'll never run out of drinks or salmon spread again!

Caius Textor · 26th June 2007, 11:53 AM

Dude, I don´t think turning perfectly good water into 0 century kosher wine is such a good idea...

vexed · 26th June 2007, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Beleth

Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom.

Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.

LOL turn it into an RPG.

Dorian Gray · 26th June 2007, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Fronzel

Wait... Does this mean Jesus is really ~~Lord Voldemort~~ He Who Must Not Be Named?

Yes. In fact, his followers, the Death Eaters, gather once a year to eat part of his body and drink some of his blood in a cannibalistic ritual.

Dorian Gray · 26th June 2007, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by polaristutoring@tisc

What's Harry's mother named? I thought I knew. Is it Lily?

Yes, and 'Lily' is short for Lilith.

Piscivore · 27th June 2007, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Tanstaafl

I suppose 18 INT is okay, but let me know when she gets up to 34B, okay?

Are you thinking of Lindsey Lohan's turn on SNL? 'Cause I am.

The Grave · 23rd July 2007, 03:30 PM

Saw the 5 th Potter film yesterday... excellent...

He really is the best wizard around.

Griff...

Darth Rotor · 23rd July 2007, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by polaristutoring@tisc

Who is going to come out on top, Harry or Jesus?

On a board populated by mostly atheists and agnostics? You actually have to ask?

DR

The Grave · 23rd July 2007, 04:31 PM

I never assume!

Griff...

The Grave · 23rd July 2007, 06:59 PM

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
IS
MORE
POPULAR THAN THE
BIBLE

In just 2 days it's sold 11 Million to become the world record holder!

5.5 million per day, that's 4,000000,000000 if pro rata over 2000 yrs!

Out selling the bible by

A LOT!

6th June 2007, 05:57 PM	#1
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Harry Potter and the Nerve Of the Bible! Who is going to come out on top, Harry or Jesus? Two of the most famous wizards go head to head in the Battle of the Books.... When HP first blasted onto the screen He was met by the usual brigands calling for more bible bashing and preaching to teach us morals. They complemented young Harry on fighting evil but denounced His use of magic! And there's the hypocrisy! It's ok for Mr C to walk on water (a cheap conjurers trick, repeated many times since!), but chew gillyweed and go for a swim and your an evil wizarding devil worshipper. So how can these bible bashing faithers proclaim their rhetoric with such straight faces and expect the rest of us to play along? In a word EGO! As Potter himself might say:"RIDICULOUS!" So who's going to win: Harry or Jesus? Who's the best wizard?

6th June 2007, 06:08 PM	#2
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Daily Prophet:Harry surges ahead in poll! "Today saw Harry Potter surge ahead in the opinion polls well on the way to becoming the world's most famous wizard, out performing the rather long-in-the-wand Jesus!" Harry was quoted as saying:"It was nothing really. I simply seem to have an affect on people".......

6th June 2007, 06:47 PM	#3
Fronzel Thinker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 218	I wonder if there will be a Potterism religion in 1,000 years. Hell, I wonder if there is a Potterism religion now.
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6th June 2007, 06:58 PM	#4
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Lord Potter... Originally Posted by Fronzel I wonder if there will be a Potterism religion in 1,000 years. Hell, I wonder if there is a Potterism religion now. Blast-femur! If I die standing on this one good leg of mine for eternity waiting for Lord Potter, it would be worth it! Well Harry has already got more books out than Jesus...FACT! Harry is better looking than Jesus...FACT! I'll stick a golden broom symbol of my faith to Harry Potter on my car. GRIFF

6th June 2007, 07:06 PM	#5
Beleth FAQ Creator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Not in a cave Posts: 4,134	Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom. Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT.
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Harry! He's courageous and modest	41	57.75%
Harry! He's got the best tricks	30	42.25%
Jesus. He did some cheap tricks	11	15.49%
Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell	20	28.17%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll

6th June 2007, 07:10 PM	#7
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,257	Originally Posted by Beleth Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom. Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT. Ron's the guy you rolled up with nothing over a 12. Dumb dice! DR
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6th June 2007, 07:22 PM	#8
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Thank you for creating a post without a bunch of wacky stuffs. See? I do notice these things.
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6th June 2007, 08:10 PM	#9
Dorian Gray Hypocrisy Detector Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 20,195	Potter has a 21 luck, though. Jesus isn't a wizard, he's a lich. How do you think he "came back from the dead"?
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6th June 2007, 08:21 PM	#10
Caius Textor Critical Thinker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Utrecht - The Netherlands Posts: 344	Jesus was a Bard with the prestige class "con man". HP is one of those "peasant 1" char. who stole the gnome´s spell book and tries to make things out. I´m new here but, wasn´t there supposed to be some sort of "planet X" choice in the poll?

7th June 2007, 04:54 AM	#11
Fronzel Thinker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 218	Originally Posted by Dorian Gray Jesus isn't a wizard, he's a lich. How do you think he "came back from the dead"? Wait... Does this mean Jesus is really ~~Lord Voldemort~~ He Who Must Not Be Named?
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7th June 2007, 08:31 AM	#12
Tanstaafl Unindicted Co-conspirator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 5,622	Originally Posted by Beleth Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT. I suppose 18 INT is okay, but let me know when she gets up to 34B, okay?
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7th June 2007, 11:20 AM	#13
KingMerv00 Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA Posts: 14,482	Originally Posted by Beleth Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT. They are not wizards. They cast too many spells per day. They are clearly Sorcerers. Low Int high Cha.
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7th June 2007, 12:14 PM	#14
grayman Happy-go-lucky Heretic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Casa del Whacko Posts: 6,142	Harry will win because at least his books admit to being fiction.
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7th June 2007, 12:20 PM	#15
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,267	I voted Jesus for two reasons. 1) I just felt like it. 2) I never knew he was a groupie (did Cheap Trick, get it, get it?). (I should not post after 17 hour plane trips. Grayman, give me a good 'ole dope slap if you catch me at it again.)
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7th June 2007, 07:37 PM	#16
Bigt Student Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 47	These are the poll results as of this post: Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52% Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52% Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70% Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39% Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100%
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7th June 2007, 08:08 PM	#17
grayman Happy-go-lucky Heretic Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Casa del Whacko Posts: 6,142	Originally Posted by Hokulele I voted Jesus for two reasons. 1) I just felt like it. 2) I never knew he was a groupie (did Cheap Trick, get it, get it?). (I should not post after 17 hour plane trips. Grayman, give me a good 'ole dope slap if you catch me at it again.) Should we ever meet, I shall slap you...and then you slap me...then I grab you aggressively...you growl low and sensual...we stare at each other...breathing low...steady..we move to the...to the... Sorry, I have to go do something. Be back later.
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7th June 2007, 08:14 PM	#18
Darth Rotor Salted Sith Cynic Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rat cheer Posts: 34,257	Originally Posted by Caius Textor I´m new here but, wasn´t there supposed to be some sort of "planet X" choice in the poll? Yes, there should have been, but the OP rolled a 3 for Int. DR
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7th June 2007, 09:33 PM	#19
Hokulele Official Nemesis Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Trying to decide whether to set defenses against an army, or against mole rats. Posts: 27,267	Originally Posted by grayman Should we ever meet, I shall slap you...and then you slap me...then I grab you aggressively...you growl low and sensual...we stare at each other...breathing low...steady..we move to the...to the... Sorry, I have to go do something. Be back later. * Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic * This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . .
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7th June 2007, 09:39 PM	#20
MelBrooksfan Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,011	Originally Posted by Hokulele * Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic * This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . . You, too? Er.. the Thursday, thing. Not the hose.

8th June 2007, 12:59 AM	#21
SoBitter Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 307	Yes, on planet X we have no wizards. I'm sure there's some spell to make polls total over 100%. We just have to figure out if Jesus did it or HP.
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8th June 2007, 04:46 AM	#22
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Sorcery! Originally Posted by Bigt These are the poll results as of this post: Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52% Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52% Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70% Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39% Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100% Ah that's the MAGIC of Harry, so that he wins ! Griff

8th June 2007, 05:17 AM	#23
3point14 Pi Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: London ish Posts: 3,596	Originally Posted by Hokulele * Grabs hose, sets it to Arctic * This always seems to happen on a Thursday . . . 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays'
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8th June 2007, 09:47 AM	#24
Jon. Increasing entropy since 1970 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: On the Clapham omnibus Posts: 3,509	Originally Posted by Bigt These are the poll results as of this post: Harry! He's courageous and modest 13 56.52% Harry! He's got the best tricks 13 56.52% Jesus. He did some cheap tricks 2 8.70% Harry! This was for Jesus but Harry did a spell 4 17.39% Something is screwy. How did the poll come up with more than 100% The poll allows people to vote for more than one option.
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8th June 2007, 04:17 PM	#25
darnell11 Thinker Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 136	I love Harry Potter! He's definately more modest; he's never claimed to be the son of god, just the son of James.
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8th June 2007, 04:48 PM	#26
slingblade Guest Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 23,642	Paulie?
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9th June 2007, 12:06 AM	#27
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Mothers are important too! Originally Posted by darnell11 I love Harry Potter! He's definately more modest; he's never claimed to be the son of god, just the son of James. What's Harry's mother named? I thought I knew. Is it Lily? Griff...After all, without her Harry wouldn't have survived!

9th June 2007, 07:29 PM	#28
Caius Textor Critical Thinker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Utrecht - The Netherlands Posts: 344	Without her harry? Her harry what? hehehe

9th June 2007, 10:49 PM	#29
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Oh er Misses.... Originally Posted by Caius Textor Without her harry? Her harry what? hehehe That's what I like about this forum...the different slant on things.... Eerrr, mucky pup! I'll never be able to watch it again now without thinking of hairy...things. Griff...Ahh, so that's what this wand is for!

24th June 2007, 04:37 PM	#30
The Grave Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Great Britain Posts: 649	Swinging.... Does anyone know if.... Chemical Ali is where Harry Potter buys his potions? Griff...

25th June 2007, 12:34 AM	#31
Retrograde Critical Thinker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Just downstream from the Big Tree Posts: 438	Harry mostly stands around being called a great wizard while Ron or Hermoine (or the twins or Sirius or Cedric or Et Nauseam) do the heavy lifting. Jesus, on the other hand, changes water into wine and multiplies loaves and fishes. I know who I'm inviting to my next party: I'll never run out of drinks or salmon spread again!

26th June 2007, 11:53 AM	#32
Caius Textor Critical Thinker Join Date: May 2007 Location: Utrecht - The Netherlands Posts: 344	Dude, I don´t think turning perfectly good water into 0 century kosher wine is such a good idea...
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26th June 2007, 04:46 PM	#33
vexed Critical Thinker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 314	Originally Posted by Beleth Jesus wasn't a wizard! He was a cleric! Probably with an 18 Wisdom. Harry Potter, probably no more than a 12 or 13 Intelligence. Hermione's the one with the 18 INT. LOL turn it into an RPG.

26th June 2007, 06:27 PM	#34
Dorian Gray Hypocrisy Detector Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 20,195	Originally Posted by Fronzel Wait... Does this mean Jesus is really ~~Lord Voldemort~~ He Who Must Not Be Named? Yes. In fact, his followers, the Death Eaters, gather once a year to eat part of his body and drink some of his blood in a cannibalistic ritual.
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26th June 2007, 06:29 PM	#35
Dorian Gray Hypocrisy Detector Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 20,195	Originally Posted by polaristutoring@tisc What's Harry's mother named? I thought I knew. Is it Lily? Yes, and 'Lily' is short for Lilith.
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