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7th June 2007, 10:35 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Queens
Posts: 34,947
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Are you an NWO Agent?
It has become clear over the last few weeks and months that our secret identity as NWO agents has been blown. We all know that we are not just a bunch of guys and gals seeking to debunk bs theories during our free time. No sane person would do such a thing for free. We all know who we are and its time to come clean.
So, I would like to know of you all, how did the NWO first approach you and how was your experience? Did they come to your home or randomly pull you into a black van? Did they offer you ice tea or lemonade? Ham and swiss or turkey on rye? I was approached while bird watching in Pelham Bay Park. Two nice gentlemen wearing sun glasses on a cloudy day offered me $5,000 a month to infiltrate conspiracy forums and JREF. They gave me a bologna sandwhich on a roll, mustard with no mayo (I hate mayo...how did they know???). And they told me that after the final false-flag, due to come out 1 week before LC:FC was released, I would be given my choice of governership over any regional territory. (Bush will reorganize the USA into a regional empire after martial law is declared.) So what was your experience? |
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7th June 2007, 10:38 AM
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Near Harmonica Virgins
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I could tell you but I would have to kill you. And cut your head off. And put it in a safe. In a classified vault.
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"You have done nothing to demonstrate an understanding of scientific methodology or modern skepticism, both of which are, by necessity, driven by the facts and evidence, not by preconceptions, and both of which are strengthened by, and rely upon, change." - Arkan Wolfshade |
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7th June 2007, 10:39 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Queens
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Yes but isn't that the same vault where we put the remains of the Flight 93 victims?
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7th June 2007, 10:41 AM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Detroit
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Why are you asking? Who do you work for? How did you get my name?
No, of course I'm not an NWO agent. The NWO doesn't exist, so how could I be their agent? I'm nobody's agent. I don't exist. This is not a post. You can't see it. I'm on my Ignore list. |
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Dyslexic and prond! |
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7th June 2007, 10:42 AM
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Near Harmonica Virgins
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Remains? They still live there.
And where the Flt175 passengers went after they got off in Cleveland. I forget where we put Flt11 and Flt77 passengers though. It's a maze down here you know. |
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"You have done nothing to demonstrate an understanding of scientific methodology or modern skepticism, both of which are, by necessity, driven by the facts and evidence, not by preconceptions, and both of which are strengthened by, and rely upon, change." - Arkan Wolfshade |
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7th June 2007, 10:47 AM
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Vegan Cannibal
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Going off the rails on the Crazy Train.
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I was a beat cop for the NYPD. One night while answering a call I was ambushed. I awoke in the hospital to be told by McCleary that my death had been faked, my appearance altered with plastic surgery. I was now in the employ of a shadowy organization headed by a man called Harold Smith, who spends most of his time sitting in front of a computer perusing reports of individuals to be 'dealt with'. My new life was to be dedicated to preserving the constitution by working outside of it. I was turned over to to a wee Korean named Chiun, a Shinanju master, which is the art of killing someone and making it seem like an accident or natural causes. Chiun's regimen was extremely difficult. This new life is very satisfying, yet lonely.
Wait, that was Remo Williams. ETA: http://www.nwo.org/ 
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Cows are in large numbers, and do not serve any other purpose, other than to eat grass, and moo -- makaya325
I ♥ my kids. I ♠ my dog. I ♣ my baby Harp Seal. |
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7th June 2007, 10:48 AM
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Muse
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: In the happy state of denial
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Since its allready out id like to know how much you other guys get paid. I have a feeling im not getting what i should.
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7th June 2007, 10:49 AM
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Banned
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Location: Queens
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Sackett- come on now. You spend hours writing posts that debunk 9-11 myths. You work your ass off to stop decent, hard working, patriotic Americans who are simply asking questions. Are you trying to tell me that this is just a hobby of yours? Are you trying to tell me that you actually enjoy debating these people and tearing apart their theories in your spare time. I am an agent..and so are you. Enough with the games.
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7th June 2007, 10:54 AM
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Hoku-maniac
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: in your macaronis. warming my feets
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I was a cop out in California when I was ambushed by my own lover and shot in the face by the beach. A reclusive millionaire saved my life and before he died, he gave me orders to spread disinfo to the troofers in my talking black Trans Am.
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http://kcbastards.com/ "If God wants 10% of my paycheck, he can get it himself. Or at least work for it -Kochanski "I may not be easy, but I am fast." - Hokulele "Oh CRAP... DQ!!" - Ol' Hokey, yet again |
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7th June 2007, 10:56 AM
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Vegan Cannibal
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Going off the rails on the Crazy Train.
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Thanks a lot, sarge, now I've got that music running through my head.
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Cows are in large numbers, and do not serve any other purpose, other than to eat grass, and moo -- makaya325
I ♥ my kids. I ♠ my dog. I ♣ my baby Harp Seal. |
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7th June 2007, 10:56 AM
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atheist godfather
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The naughty step
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I am not now, nor have I ever been, a NWO agent.
Love, Agent 1912 |
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Mathew 13:13 Therefore I speak to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. |
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7th June 2007, 10:57 AM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Detroit
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Originally Posted by scratchy
I thought I did it for love of The Mods. Yeah, and Parky, great job blowing our cover. See you behind the wire, fink. |
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Dyslexic and prond! |
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7th June 2007, 10:59 AM
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All your post are belong to us
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW
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I think I'm a sleeper cylon. Does that count?
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We're not elected officials, nor are we paid professionals. You want us to act as such? Fine. Cough up the cash - because as a professional, I don't come cheap."-Jmercer, who happens to rock.[/color] |
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7th June 2007, 11:00 AM
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Muse
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Near Harmonica Virgins
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Originally Posted by scratchy
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"You have done nothing to demonstrate an understanding of scientific methodology or modern skepticism, both of which are, by necessity, driven by the facts and evidence, not by preconceptions, and both of which are strengthened by, and rely upon, change." - Arkan Wolfshade |
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7th June 2007, 11:13 AM
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#4
Join Date: May 2007
Location: West of Northshore MA
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All I can remember is a guy holding a pen and a flash of light. Next thing I know I'm typing on the keyboard. Where am I anyway? Don't really want to know, the beach is great.
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7th June 2007, 11:17 AM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by parky76
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7th June 2007, 11:19 AM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Detroit
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Originally Posted by DGM
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Dyslexic and prond! |
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7th June 2007, 11:21 AM
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Tea-Time toad
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Being in the Brittish branch of the NWO, we differentiate between agents (who work on behalf of, but are not employed continually by, the NWO) and Operatives, who are full time employees of the NWO.
I could tell you which I was- but then I'd have to get NWO kitty to kill you. All I can say is that the initiation ceromny involved 2 gallons of hot, milky tea- a bowler hat and a large pair of union jack underpants. |
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7th June 2007, 11:33 AM
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Hoku-maniac
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: in your macaronis. warming my feets
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Originally Posted by HeyLeroy
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http://kcbastards.com/ "If God wants 10% of my paycheck, he can get it himself. Or at least work for it -Kochanski "I may not be easy, but I am fast." - Hokulele "Oh CRAP... DQ!!" - Ol' Hokey, yet again |
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7th June 2007, 11:35 AM
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Creativity Murderer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Graham, WA
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Money?
I work for the British Great Library {10 pts for the refrence} and we are concerned about the twoofers recent influx of unholy books. I blame Doushensha {another 10 pts} myself. |
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Don't mind me. |
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7th June 2007, 11:45 AM
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Opinionated Jerk
Moderator 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: New York
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Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope
Nominated. And I think I just had a full body nerd-gasm. |
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Follow me on Twitter! @LossLeader This force is receiving all the right to vote through the use of magic. - Miernik Wieslaw <NEW> VOTE FOR ME JUST BECAUSE <NEW> |
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7th June 2007, 11:50 AM
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,036
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I was working in a Gov't warehouse. All I did all day was move crates around on a forklift. Day in, day out. Move the crates.
One day, I got a bit curious and cracked one open. There was a weird noise, and a rush of air, and some really cheesy special effects - like out of a movie from the 80's. I got scared and closed my eyes. Good thing, too. Everybody else in the warehouse watched the pretty colors and ended up getting their faces melted, even that new guy with the funny accent; I think he was german. Anyhow, some guys in black suits and glasses came down and had a talk with me after that whole thing, and I've been on the payroll ever since. All I had to do was promise that I'd never tell anyone what happened and... Hang on a second. There's somebody at my door. Be right back. |
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"You are claiming it wasn't one. That is a positive claim." - Russell Pickering |
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7th June 2007, 11:58 AM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope
I think I'm a #4. What are you? |
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7th June 2007, 12:14 PM
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Fiend God
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In the details...
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As the undisputable ruler of Hell and all that is Evil, there's lots of fine print in the NWO charter that basically says that I own it.
But then, you didn't read that. |
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The Onmyouza Theatre, An unofficial international fanclub forum dedicated to the Japanese heavy metal band Onmyo-Za: "In the interests of time and space, it is not unreasonable to cite one point at a time. Citing 30 is the equivalent of citing none. Obviously." - Robert Prey "Physical evidence must be observed and interpreted by witnesses which makes it subjective and subject to mistakes and to fraud." - Robert Prey |
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7th June 2007, 12:20 PM
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All your post are belong to us
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Originally Posted by Loss Leader
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We're not elected officials, nor are we paid professionals. You want us to act as such? Fine. Cough up the cash - because as a professional, I don't come cheap."-Jmercer, who happens to rock.[/color] |
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7th June 2007, 12:22 PM
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All your post are belong to us
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Originally Posted by CHF
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We're not elected officials, nor are we paid professionals. You want us to act as such? Fine. Cough up the cash - because as a professional, I don't come cheap."-Jmercer, who happens to rock.[/color] |
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7th June 2007, 12:23 PM
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Caerphilly
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Try this one
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When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you. If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort? |
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7th June 2007, 12:24 PM
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Philadelphia, PA...USA
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Of course. I work big pharma.
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If man came from dust, why is there still dust? |
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7th June 2007, 12:26 PM
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AI-EE-YAH!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: USA
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Surprisingly, I approached them. I figured that since I post in CT forums anyways, i might as well get a paycheck too (:
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Looks like the one on top has a magazine, thus needs less reloading. Also, the muzzle shroud makes it less likely for a spree killer to burn his hands. The pistol grip makes it more comfortable for the spree killer to shoot. thaiboxerken |
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7th June 2007, 01:29 PM
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Alien Cryogenic Engineer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Right after I started working for the government, I was walking through the laboratory one day when this guy in a long white coat walked up to me and asked me if I was the new Safety Engineer.
I replied "Yes", and then he asked me if I wanted to join a special organization. He explained that it was called Novus Ordo Mundi and that they could use some members with my particular talents. I said "Why would your club need Safety Engineers?". He replied "Well since you guys are knowledgeable at keeping things from blowing up, being destroyed, and killing people, we actively recruit you guys" He then explained that their club had a "special interest group" called "counter safety studies". I wanted to hear more, but he said I'd have to join the club first. So I signed up. The rest is history. Or will be. |
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U.S.L.S 1969-1975 "thanks skinny. And bite me. :-) - The Bad Astronomer, 11/15/02 on Paltalk "He's harmless in a rather dorky way." - Katana "Deities do not organize, they command." - Hokulele |
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7th June 2007, 02:11 PM
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Graduate Poster
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Thornton, CO, USA
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"Agent" is so 20th century. At my office, we prefer to be called "Associates".
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7th June 2007, 02:20 PM
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AI-EE-YAH!
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Originally Posted by Mr. Skinny
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Looks like the one on top has a magazine, thus needs less reloading. Also, the muzzle shroud makes it less likely for a spree killer to burn his hands. The pistol grip makes it more comfortable for the spree killer to shoot. thaiboxerken |
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7th June 2007, 02:21 PM
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a carbon based life-form
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by scratchy
If we can get NWO kitty on our side the rest will follow. |
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7th June 2007, 03:02 PM
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Cavitus Rectum
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: miles from Nowhere
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I used to be one, but had to hock my decoder ring when times got hard and now arthritis prevents me from performing the secret handshake correctly, so they don't talk to me any more.
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The most complete and happy victory is this: to compel one's enemy to give up his purpose, while suffering no harm oneself. Belisarius |
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7th June 2007, 03:13 PM
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All your post are belong to us
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Originally Posted by TellyKNeasuss
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We're not elected officials, nor are we paid professionals. You want us to act as such? Fine. Cough up the cash - because as a professional, I don't come cheap."-Jmercer, who happens to rock.[/color] |
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7th June 2007, 03:14 PM
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All your post are belong to us
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW
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Originally Posted by Lensman
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We're not elected officials, nor are we paid professionals. You want us to act as such? Fine. Cough up the cash - because as a professional, I don't come cheap."-Jmercer, who happens to rock.[/color] |
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7th June 2007, 03:35 PM
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Alien Cryogenic Engineer
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Originally Posted by Quad4_72
 Seriously, I can't tell you unless you have a need to know. Most of the information is Secret/NOFORN/Compartmentalized. The rest is FOUO or "sensitive" at minimum. |
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U.S.L.S 1969-1975 "thanks skinny. And bite me. :-) - The Bad Astronomer, 11/15/02 on Paltalk "He's harmless in a rather dorky way." - Katana "Deities do not organize, they command." - Hokulele |
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7th June 2007, 03:40 PM
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Penultimate Amazing
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: I beedunk 40 miles from the border
Posts: 10,810
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No, I am not a NWO agent.
But I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
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7th June 2007, 04:22 PM
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Philosopher
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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I won a raffle...
Alternatively: Local career fair... I keep my options open. I am NWO. 
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7th June 2007, 04:25 PM
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Expert Expertologist
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Florida
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I'm not officially an NWO agent, but I do support their excellent work in oppressing the masses of young men with paranoia.
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