Oregon Residents Offended by Traffic Posts

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 10:07 AM

In the town of Keizer, apparently a lot of people have phallus on the brains. It wouls also seem that they would rather have $20K plus of their tax money wasted than be confronted by the horrifying thoughts of male anatomy.

Note the angle the photo is taken to maximize the offending phallic shape. What kind of people call and complain about something like this?

Hopefully the city's more kinky solution will put the residents at ease:

Quote:

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.

"If that fix doesn't work and I still think they look inappropriate, we'll have wasted $20,000 and we'll have to do something different," Eppley said.

Of course, the city could always keep them up and use them for sex education, at least according to one woman we spoke to. "My son said he wanted to hang a sign on it that says 'always use protection,'" she said.

In other news, cucumbers and orchids will be banned in Keizer. Film at 11.

The Painter · 6th July 2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains

Yeah, a little B&D. That will fix it.

Katana · 6th July 2007, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope

In the town of Keizer, apparently a lot of people have phallus on the brains. It wouls also seem that they would rather have $20K plus of their tax money wasted than be confronted by the horrifying thoughts of male anatomy.

Note the angle the photo is taken to maximize the offending phallic shape. What kind of people call and complain about something like this?

Hopefully the city's more kinky solution will put the residents at ease:

Seriously!

So let's fit them all with cock rings and take it a step further by chaining the "phalluses" together. Nothing like gettin' a little BDSM with traffic posts.

Good grief, people.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 10:17 AM

I supposed the more appropriate headline should have been "Traffic Posts Too Vanilla for Dirty Keizers"

Earthborn · 6th July 2007, 10:19 AM

This is what such things look like in Amsterdam, and have looked like for many generations. Notice the small hole on top.

The Central Scrutinizer · 6th July 2007, 10:20 AM

It took some balls to put these up.

Katana · 6th July 2007, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope

I supposed the more appropriate headline should have been "Traffic Posts Too Vanilla for Dirty Keizers"

Ooooh, you're so baaaddd!

Can you imagine how horrified they would be if one of the local papers had the nerve?

That's rich. Rich, I tell you.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Earthborn

This is what such things look like in Amsterdam, and have looked like for many generations. Notice the small hole on top.

I like the XXX.

Katana · 6th July 2007, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Earthborn

This is what such things look like in Amsterdam, and have looked like for many generations. Notice the small hole on top.

Wow! A spot for the Prince Albert, even.

Impressive.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer

It took some balls to put these up.

Ooooooooh!!

Earthborn · 6th July 2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope

I like the XXX.

It is a traditional part of the coat of arms of Amsterdam, dating back to the Middle Ages. It is therefore a symbol for Amsterdam, not a symbol for anything of 'questionable morality'.

And it is not XXX, it is:
X
X
X

Very different.

Originally Posted by Katana

Wow! A spot for the Prince Albert, even.

"Prince Albert" ? Okay, I had to look that up. All hail Wikipedia.

tsg · 6th July 2007, 10:58 AM

Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to be angry about.

I don't know what's worse, the people that are offended or that the city is listening to them.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by tsg

Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to be angry about.

I don't know what's worse, the people that are offended or that the city is listening to them.

In all seriousness, I quite agree.

Tony · 6th July 2007, 11:19 AM

Lemme guess, Keizer is a town dominated by conservatives?

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Tony

Lemme guess, Keizer is a town dominated by conservatives?

I don't know one way or another. But I am going to assume it's a town full of major prudes.

Twilek · 6th July 2007, 11:28 AM

Funny how prudes always seem to have phallus-on-the-brain disorder. If not for the angle the picture was taken at, I wouldn't have looked twice.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Twilek

Funny how prudes always seem to have phallus-on-the-brain disorder. If not for the angle the picture was taken at, I wouldn't have looked twice.

Well, when you have that "sex is the most offensive and dangerous thing in the universe" attitude, they're bound to find it no matter where they look.

Keizer, why do you hate penises?

tsg · 6th July 2007, 11:36 AM

Judging by what they think looks like a penis, it's appears they haven't seen very many penises. Hmmm, maybe that's part of their problem.

MelBrooksfan · 6th July 2007, 11:43 AM

They ought to go a step further and get some large, round pieces of concrete to secure to the base of it. I'm just guessing the Oregon resident are feeling slightly envious of those posts.

tsg · 6th July 2007, 11:45 AM

Well, if they do decide to pull them out [snicker], the $20,000 need not be wasted. With a little tubing, a pump and a drill they can turn them into fountains.

petra10 · 6th July 2007, 11:47 AM

This is so funny although the one in Amsterdam looked funnier.We have black metal ones here sometimes they are red.But its true some people will moan at anything.Just wondering does Kiezer have German roots?
Cant wait till they chain them together

scratchy · 6th July 2007, 12:16 PM

Its just laughable how city officials and others like them cave in when hysterics scream "woaaaahh, it makes us think of sex, take it away, think about the children!!!" Instead they should just have kept a pokerface and said: "You see a dick there? Really? Hmmm...."

By the way, my hometown has this joyfull ensemble wellcomming people arriving by train, just outside the main entrence of the station building. You can allmost se half the lower part of the womans legs. http://www.matton.se/extend.php?lsok...ures&i=1108512

NoZed Avenger · 6th July 2007, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by petra10

But its true some people will moan at anything.

Um . . .

Katana · 6th July 2007, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by NoZed Avenger

Originally Posted by petra10

But its true some people will moan at anything.

Um . . .

Um . . .

Yeah.

Care to elaborate?

Comrade Ogilvy · 6th July 2007, 01:06 PM

Huh... Michigan has always grown them bigger...

Check out the story...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ypsilanti_Water_Tower

Ipecac · 6th July 2007, 01:33 PM

You wonder if all the nonsense would have stopped if the City Manager had simply said, "It's a traffic post, people. Grow up."

Elizabeth I · 6th July 2007, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by The Painter

Yeah, a little B&D. That will fix it.

"B&D" = bondage and ?

Yours truly,
Innocent

Katana · 6th July 2007, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Elizabeth I

"B&D" = bondage and ?

Yours truly,
Innocent

Domination?

NOT that I know anything about it.

Gurdur · 6th July 2007, 02:54 PM

*sigh*

Bondage & Discipline. It's quite well-known as a phrase /acronym.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Katana

Domination?

NOT that I know anything about it.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ipecac

You wonder if all the nonsense would have stopped if the City Manager had simply said, "It's a traffic post, people. Grow up."

Yep. Certainly would have my my response.

Katana · 6th July 2007, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope

Actually, I think that, for once (

) Gurdur is right. I think that B&D, specifically, refers to "bondage and discipline".

My bad.

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Katana

Actually, I think that, for once (

) Gurdur is right. I think that B&D, specifically, refers to "bondage and discipline".

My bad.

Simply the difference between a paddle and a riding crop. Trivial.

Katana · 6th July 2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope

Simply the difference between a paddle and a riding crop. Trivial.

Oh, why limit oneself?

Dorian Gray · 6th July 2007, 04:17 PM

What is Oregon's take on canyons, fish, tacos and beavers?

Katana · 6th July 2007, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

What is Oregon's take on canyons, fish, tacos and beavers?

How 'bout Bush?

Elizabeth I · 6th July 2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by Gurdur

*sigh*

Bondage & Discipline. It's quite well-known as a phrase /acronym.

Hey, give me a break. I got half of it right.

Originally Posted by Katana

Domination?

NOT that I know anything about it.

Certainly NOT!

Babylon Sister · 6th July 2007, 05:03 PM

The Oregon State Flag has a beaver on the reverse. Always good for a laugh when I was growing up. (insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here.)

petra10 · 6th July 2007, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by NoZed Avenger

Um . . .

What I mean is there is important issues going on but to moan about than a bit of concrete please..Have you seen Scrachy's homtown statue

Love to see what the foks of Kiezer would think if they had that in their town square

Miss Anthrope · 6th July 2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Babylon Sister

The Oregon State Flag has a beaver on the reverse. Always good for a laugh when I was growing up. (insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here.)

We could be on to something here. Perhaps the resident's bias in favor of beaver is so pronounced, they find anything remotely man-shaped offensive?

6th July 2007, 10:07 AM	#1
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Oregon Residents Offended by Traffic Posts In the town of Keizer, apparently a lot of people have phallus on the brains. It wouls also seem that they would rather have $20K plus of their tax money wasted than be confronted by the horrifying thoughts of male anatomy. Note the angle the photo is taken to maximize the offending phallic shape. What kind of people call and complain about something like this? Hopefully the city's more kinky solution will put the residents at ease: Quote: The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go. "If that fix doesn't work and I still think they look inappropriate, we'll have wasted $20,000 and we'll have to do something different," Eppley said. Of course, the city could always keep them up and use them for sex education, at least according to one woman we spoke to. "My son said he wanted to hang a sign on it that says 'always use protection,'" she said. In other news, cucumbers and orchids will be banned in Keizer. Film at 11.
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6th July 2007, 10:14 AM	#3
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope In the town of Keizer, apparently a lot of people have phallus on the brains. It wouls also seem that they would rather have $20K plus of their tax money wasted than be confronted by the horrifying thoughts of male anatomy. Note the angle the photo is taken to maximize the offending phallic shape. What kind of people call and complain about something like this? Hopefully the city's more kinky solution will put the residents at ease: Seriously! So let's fit them all with cock rings and take it a step further by chaining the "phalluses" together. Nothing like gettin' a little BDSM with traffic posts. Good grief, people.
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	__________________ "I think Katana is as big of a perv as the rest of us." - Dragonrock "The rationality was there, and clear and concise. The condescention was hinted at and was like french onion dip on the perfect potato chip. Tasted like woo smackdown." - Fowlsound (aka Ducky, darnit) "Katana is one quick shut-yo-mouth!" - JonnyFive StopSylviaBrowne

6th July 2007, 10:17 AM	#4
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	I supposed the more appropriate headline should have been "Traffic Posts Too Vanilla for Dirty Keizers"
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6th July 2007, 10:19 AM	#5
Earthborn Terrestrial Intelligence Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Terra Firma Posts: 5,647	This is what such things look like in Amsterdam, and have looked like for many generations. Notice the small hole on top.
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6th July 2007, 10:20 AM	#6
The Central Scrutinizer Penultimate Amazing Pither Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The White Zone Posts: 42,275	It took some balls to put these up.
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6th July 2007, 10:13 AM	#2
The Painter Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New York Posts: 2,656	Quote: The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains Yeah, a little B&D. That will fix it.

6th July 2007, 10:21 AM	#8
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Earthborn This is what such things look like in Amsterdam, and have looked like for many generations. Notice the small hole on top. I like the XXX.
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6th July 2007, 10:22 AM	#10
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by The Central Scrutinizer It took some balls to put these up. Ooooooooh!!
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6th July 2007, 10:54 AM	#11
Earthborn Terrestrial Intelligence Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Terra Firma Posts: 5,647	Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope I like the XXX. It is a traditional part of the coat of arms of Amsterdam, dating back to the Middle Ages. It is therefore a symbol for Amsterdam, not a symbol for anything of 'questionable morality'. And it is not XXX, it is: X X X Very different. Originally Posted by Katana Wow! A spot for the Prince Albert, even. "Prince Albert" ? Okay, I had to look that up. All hail Wikipedia.
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6th July 2007, 10:58 AM	#12
tsg Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 6,771	Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to be angry about. I don't know what's worse, the people that are offended or that the city is listening to them.
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6th July 2007, 11:01 AM	#13
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by tsg Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to be angry about. I don't know what's worse, the people that are offended or that the city is listening to them. In all seriousness, I quite agree.
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6th July 2007, 11:19 AM	#14
Tony Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 13,759	Lemme guess, Keizer is a town dominated by conservatives?
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6th July 2007, 11:21 AM	#15
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Tony Lemme guess, Keizer is a town dominated by conservatives? I don't know one way or another. But I am going to assume it's a town full of major prudes.
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6th July 2007, 11:28 AM	#16
Twilek Thinker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 130	Funny how prudes always seem to have phallus-on-the-brain disorder. If not for the angle the picture was taken at, I wouldn't have looked twice.
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6th July 2007, 11:32 AM	#17
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Twilek Funny how prudes always seem to have phallus-on-the-brain disorder. If not for the angle the picture was taken at, I wouldn't have looked twice. Well, when you have that "sex is the most offensive and dangerous thing in the universe" attitude, they're bound to find it no matter where they look. Keizer, why do you hate penises?
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6th July 2007, 11:36 AM	#18
tsg Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 6,771	Judging by what they think looks like a penis, it's appears they haven't seen very many penises. Hmmm, maybe that's part of their problem.
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6th July 2007, 11:43 AM	#19
MelBrooksfan Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,011	They ought to go a step further and get some large, round pieces of concrete to secure to the base of it. I'm just guessing the Oregon resident are feeling slightly envious of those posts.

6th July 2007, 11:45 AM	#20
tsg Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 6,771	Well, if they do decide to pull them out [snicker], the $20,000 need not be wasted. With a little tubing, a pump and a drill they can turn them into fountains.
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6th July 2007, 11:47 AM	#21
petra10 Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: scotland uk Posts: 1,796	This is so funny although the one in Amsterdam looked funnier.We have black metal ones here sometimes they are red.But its true some people will moan at anything.Just wondering does Kiezer have German roots? Cant wait till they chain them together

6th July 2007, 12:16 PM	#22
scratchy Muse Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the happy state of denial Posts: 607	Its just laughable how city officials and others like them cave in when hysterics scream "woaaaahh, it makes us think of sex, take it away, think about the children!!!" Instead they should just have kept a pokerface and said: "You see a dick there? Really? Hmmm...." By the way, my hometown has this joyfull ensemble wellcomming people arriving by train, just outside the main entrence of the station building. You can allmost se half the lower part of the womans legs. http://www.matton.se/extend.php?lsok...ures&i=1108512
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6th July 2007, 12:50 PM	#23
NoZed Avenger Bitter Whiner Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 11,313	Originally Posted by petra10 But its true some people will moan at anything. Um . . .
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6th July 2007, 01:01 PM	#24
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by NoZed Avenger Originally Posted by petra10 But its true some people will moan at anything. Um . . . Um . . . Yeah. Care to elaborate?
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6th July 2007, 01:33 PM	#26
Ipecac Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,852	You wonder if all the nonsense would have stopped if the City Manager had simply said, "It's a traffic post, people. Grow up."
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6th July 2007, 01:41 PM	#27
Elizabeth I Olympic Equestrian Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Defending the Alamo Posts: 9,261	Originally Posted by The Painter Yeah, a little B&D. That will fix it. "B&D" = bondage and ? Yours truly, Innocent
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6th July 2007, 02:49 PM	#28
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by Elizabeth I "B&D" = bondage and ? Yours truly, Innocent Domination? NOT that I know anything about it.
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6th July 2007, 02:54 PM	#29
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6th July 2007, 03:54 PM	#30
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Katana Domination? NOT that I know anything about it.
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6th July 2007, 03:55 PM	#31
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Ipecac You wonder if all the nonsense would have stopped if the City Manager had simply said, "It's a traffic post, people. Grow up." Yep. Certainly would have my my response.
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6th July 2007, 04:07 PM	#32
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope Actually, I think that, for once () Gurdur is right. I think that B&D, specifically, refers to "bondage and discipline". My bad.
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6th July 2007, 04:08 PM	#33
Miss Anthrope All your post are belong to us Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A Tiny Oasis in the PNW Posts: 3,597	Originally Posted by Katana Actually, I think that, for once () Gurdur is right. I think that B&D, specifically, refers to "bondage and discipline". My bad. Simply the difference between a paddle and a riding crop. Trivial.
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6th July 2007, 04:12 PM	#34
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by Miss Anthrope Simply the difference between a paddle and a riding crop. Trivial. Oh, why limit oneself?
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6th July 2007, 04:25 PM	#36
Katana Illuminator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,894	Originally Posted by Dorian Gray What is Oregon's take on canyons, fish, tacos and beavers? How 'bout Bush?
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6th July 2007, 05:02 PM	#37
Elizabeth I Olympic Equestrian Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Defending the Alamo Posts: 9,261	Originally Posted by Gurdur sigh Bondage & Discipline. It's quite well-known as a phrase /acronym. Hey, give me a break. I got half of it right. Originally Posted by Katana Domination? NOT that I know anything about it. Certainly NOT!
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