Psychic predictions from a PhD predictologist

T'ai Chi · 26th August 2003, 02:04 AM

Ahh, who here ate the bagel with the poppy seeds on it for breakfast?
Jerks constantly pester you at work, especially that Aaron.
"Operation" is a word that holds special meaning for you, definitely over the last 4 months of time.
Kids look up to you on occasion at your job.
Everybody thinks you would be happier in a job that was closer to nature, instead of being in a high-rise office building, crunching numbers for The Man (actually, your boss is female though).

You tend to be very anal about using a letter opener to open your envelopes. Your brother, on the other hand, rips open any letters. You can't stand gangsta rap, and prefer stuff like Brothers 4, Kingston Trio, and other folky geriatric geezer music, but you're not quite ready to go as far as Welk. You recently got a new PowerBook, and just got rid of an old mouse pad that you were using on your other computer. Hey, clean that dust off the top of your television! And don't let your cat get away with anymore bad habits. You recently forgot to water a plant (a purplish small plant) and it started to wilt. Spend that gift certificate that you've had for 6 months for the electronic store, and then hit the ice cream shop like you usually do, and get it in a cone for a change. Play the King's Gambit more like you've always wanted to, and meet Jacob for burgers sometime. You've bought sausages recently for your new grill. You must fix the ink smears in your DeskJet printer! This can be done with, hold on, *meditates*, I'm getting an image of a white..no.. cloud...fluffy, no wax, wait a sec, ahhhh!, can be done with some cotton swabs.

Zep · 26th August 2003, 02:36 AM

OK, I'll bite.

What was THAT all about, man?

T'ai Chi · 26th August 2003, 09:43 AM

Exactly.

Chupacabras · 26th August 2003, 02:13 PM

I predict that this thread will be moved to another forum. Any second, now.

T'ai Chi · 27th August 2003, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chupacabras
I predict that this thread will be moved to another forum. Any second, now.

Why? These are my paranormal predictions.

thaiboxerken · 27th August 2003, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by T'ai Chi

Why? These are my paranormal predictions.

No, this is a cold-reading. Not very good cold-reading, but cold-reading non-the-less.

T'ai Chi · 27th August 2003, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thaiboxerken

No, this is a cold-reading. Not very good cold-reading, but cold-reading non-the-less.

Me thinks the Kingston Trio was a hit on Ken.

joyrex · 27th August 2003, 08:59 AM

0 hits.

:<

georgehaiwen · 27th August 2003, 09:02 PM

It is the lonely milkman¡¯s pedaling, reflected desolately in the hushed street,
to convey the freshness of another day,
to unload the burden of, mystical stillness and oppressive darkness in night time.

Breakfast is simple milk,
All the energy to maintain for a whole morning, will be extracted from nourishment of the whitish liquid.

Then, this humbly salaried clerk sets out, the humdrum duration of, eight hours¡¯ customary job.
But, the usual activity, to set into his occupation, is invariably rubbish thought, of all nonsense concerns.

Soon, after morning division, lunch food will be in due course,
Behind the snack meal at noon, there will be a napping hour, for refreshing the continuous afternoon.

When my aged computer buddy, only accepts vicious virus, and dreadful terrorism to his partner owner.
I possess current property of a fashion desktop computer,
Without doubt, this smart electronic machine is more refined and cultivated, than his novel boorish operator.

Sir, you see, each individual of us, inhabits in the identical dimension, of 24 hour rotation, of working day and descending night.
We are self-reliant singles, we are independent of each other.
But, we are not aware, what associate us together are the power of mind and communication through medication.

26th August 2003, 02:04 AM	#1
T'ai Chi Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 11,235	Psychic predictions from a PhD predictologist Ahh, who here ate the bagel with the poppy seeds on it for breakfast? Jerks constantly pester you at work, especially that Aaron. "Operation" is a word that holds special meaning for you, definitely over the last 4 months of time. Kids look up to you on occasion at your job. Everybody thinks you would be happier in a job that was closer to nature, instead of being in a high-rise office building, crunching numbers for The Man (actually, your boss is female though). You tend to be very anal about using a letter opener to open your envelopes. Your brother, on the other hand, rips open any letters. You can't stand gangsta rap, and prefer stuff like Brothers 4, Kingston Trio, and other folky geriatric geezer music, but you're not quite ready to go as far as Welk. You recently got a new PowerBook, and just got rid of an old mouse pad that you were using on your other computer. Hey, clean that dust off the top of your television! And don't let your cat get away with anymore bad habits. You recently forgot to water a plant (a purplish small plant) and it started to wilt. Spend that gift certificate that you've had for 6 months for the electronic store, and then hit the ice cream shop like you usually do, and get it in a cone for a change. Play the King's Gambit more like you've always wanted to, and meet Jacob for burgers sometime. You've bought sausages recently for your new grill. You must fix the ink smears in your DeskJet printer! This can be done with, hold on, meditates, I'm getting an image of a white..no.. cloud...fluffy, no wax, wait a sec, ahhhh!, can be done with some cotton swabs.
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26th August 2003, 02:36 AM	#2
Zep Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,985	OK, I'll bite. What was THAT all about, man?
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26th August 2003, 09:43 AM	#3
T'ai Chi Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 11,235	Exactly.
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26th August 2003, 02:13 PM	#4
Chupacabras Illuminator Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fascistoland. Posts: 3,487	Probably meant to be a Flame I predict that this thread will be moved to another forum. Any second, now.
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27th August 2003, 08:36 AM	#5
T'ai Chi Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 11,235	Re: Probably meant to be a Flame Quote: Originally posted by Chupacabras I predict that this thread will be moved to another forum. Any second, now. Why? These are my paranormal predictions.
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27th August 2003, 08:39 AM	#6
thaiboxerken Penultimate Amazing Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 20,977	Re: Re: Probably meant to be a Flame Quote: Originally posted by T'ai Chi Why? These are my paranormal predictions. No, this is a cold-reading. Not very good cold-reading, but cold-reading non-the-less.
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27th August 2003, 08:44 AM	#7
T'ai Chi Penultimate Amazing Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 11,235	Re: Re: Re: Probably meant to be a Flame Quote: Originally posted by thaiboxerken No, this is a cold-reading. Not very good cold-reading, but cold-reading non-the-less. Me thinks the Kingston Trio was a hit on Ken.
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27th August 2003, 08:59 AM	#8
joyrex shaven wookie Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: psychopathy checklist Posts: 699	0 hits. :<

27th August 2003, 09:02 PM	#9
georgehaiwen New Blood Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2	paranormal It is the lonely milkman¡¯s pedaling, reflected desolately in the hushed street, to convey the freshness of another day, to unload the burden of, mystical stillness and oppressive darkness in night time. Breakfast is simple milk, All the energy to maintain for a whole morning, will be extracted from nourishment of the whitish liquid. Then, this humbly salaried clerk sets out, the humdrum duration of, eight hours¡¯ customary job. But, the usual activity, to set into his occupation, is invariably rubbish thought, of all nonsense concerns. Soon, after morning division, lunch food will be in due course, Behind the snack meal at noon, there will be a napping hour, for refreshing the continuous afternoon. When my aged computer buddy, only accepts vicious virus, and dreadful terrorism to his partner owner. I possess current property of a fashion desktop computer, Without doubt, this smart electronic machine is more refined and cultivated, than his novel boorish operator. Sir, you see, each individual of us, inhabits in the identical dimension, of 24 hour rotation, of working day and descending night. We are self-reliant singles, we are independent of each other. But, we are not aware, what associate us together are the power of mind and communication through medication.
georgehaiwen New Blood Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2