Aliens benefitting humans

Segnosaur · 3rd September 2003, 10:41 AM

Ok, after decades of aliens coming down here, kidnapping farmers and giving them anal probes, it looks like some Aliens have actually started being of benefit to mankind:

Quote:

A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment.

See: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bi...mic_aliens.php

asthmatic camel · 3rd September 2003, 10:46 AM

It must be a little embarassing for her if she happens to be shopping in Tesco at the time.

dingler44 · 3rd September 2003, 10:59 AM

Sweet jumped up geezum crow in a jumpsuit... I coulda come up with a better story than Mrs. Cohen's when I was in utero. I bet I coulda drawn better pictures too.

Mrs. Cohen, you are stupid:

BPSCG · 3rd September 2003, 11:05 AM

Me next, me next!

Starrman · 3rd September 2003, 12:33 PM

Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait?

SquishyDave · 3rd September 2003, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Starrman
Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait?

Nothing but net Starrman.

Charlie in Dayton · 3rd September 2003, 08:39 PM

Why oh why oh why does that photo remind me of Ms. Cleo after a week's worth of Big Macs?

3rd September 2003, 10:41 AM	#1
Segnosaur Philosopher Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 6,066	Aliens benefitting humans Ok, after decades of aliens coming down here, kidnapping farmers and giving them anal probes, it looks like some Aliens have actually started being of benefit to mankind: Quote: A former policewoman says she has been contacted by an alien race who give her orgasms at any moment. See: http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/bi...mic_aliens.php
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asthmatic camel ignoramus Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,540	It must be a little embarassing for her if she happens to be shopping in Tesco at the time.
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3rd September 2003, 10:59 AM	#3
dingler44 Critical Thinker Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 264	is newshopper.com a satire? Sweet jumped up geezum crow in a jumpsuit... I coulda come up with a better story than Mrs. Cohen's when I was in utero. I bet I coulda drawn better pictures too. Mrs. Cohen, you are stupid:

3rd September 2003, 11:05 AM	#4
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3rd September 2003, 12:33 PM	#5
Starrman Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,173	Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait?
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3rd September 2003, 05:38 PM	#6
SquishyDave Graduate Poster Join Date: May 2003 Location: Canberra Posts: 1,644	Quote: Originally posted by Starrman Is that a picture of the UFO or a self prortrait? Nothing but net Starrman.
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3rd September 2003, 08:39 PM	#7
Charlie in Dayton Rabid radioactive stargazer and JREF kid Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,087	Why oh why oh why does that photo remind me of Ms. Cleo after a week's worth of Big Macs?
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