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3rd September 2003, 08:23 PM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: CA
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Captain Ahab's False Alarm (PHOTO-CAPTION CONTEST!)
 CAPTION-THIS-PHOTO CONTEST! Courtesy WRKO's Howie Carr My favorite so far: "A Left Whale is sighted off of Martha's Vineyard....." (As in a Right Whale sighting.... left = liberal. duh.)  Also: "Spongeboob Largepants" "Ted Kennedy seeks Mary Joe Kopechne's real killers." There were others that nearly drove me off the road. It takes a lot to make me laugh.... Thank you, 680 AM!  
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3rd September 2003, 08:25 PM
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Graduate Poster
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Admiral *Moob Protecting Our Coasts From Food *Moob = Man Boob |
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"We are socialists, we are enemies of today's capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions." - Adolf Hitler (Speech of May 1, 1927. Quoted by Toland, 1976, p. 306) "Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficial. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding." - Louis D. Brandeis "He’s pulled back the curtain to reveal places like Harvard as the gratuitous institutions they’ve become ever since graduating the Unabomber (and other like-minded lunatics) who can justify terrorism all too easily with the moral indifference of postmodernism." |
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3rd September 2003, 08:39 PM
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grumpy old skeptic
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Deep in the rain
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Bridge, what bridge? Oh, you mean last night?
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The Power to Quit |
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4th September 2003, 12:48 AM
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Master Poster
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"Whadaya mean? Sure I'm O.K. to drive ..." |
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4th September 2003, 01:16 AM
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Hierophant Walrus of the Secret Clique
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Hey, this funny donut tastes like wood!
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4th September 2003, 01:31 AM
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First picture caption, Darling. I think your buttock implants have travelled south.
Second picture caption, Welcome to the all new Whale Dating Agency. We guarantee to find you the right mammal. |
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4th September 2003, 06:24 AM
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Agave Wine Connoisseur
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" For my first wish, I want you to turn into Barbara Eden.. " |
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" Somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross, and a giant bunny hiding eggs,there seems to be a gap in information. " Stan - Southpark Prove your computer is not a wimp ! Join the JREF Folders ! Team 13232 |
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4th September 2003, 09:54 AM
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Philosopher
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chicago, Chicago... it's a toddling town.
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Captain on the bridge!
Er, make that captain OFF the bridge. |
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You claimed that a turd is a turd. I clearly demonstrated that some turds are gold. You're wrong, Jocko. KOA proving me "wrong." |
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4th September 2003, 09:59 AM
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Illuminator
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: Captain Ahab's False Alarm (PHOTO-CAPTION CONTEST!)
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Originally posted by American
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy. Link because the reference may not click with everyone. MattJ |
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Misunderestimated in 2000. Unredefeated in 2004. My dog does his tricks. My roomate's dog tries to escape the kitchen. We call you to be a people of manners, principles, honour, and purity; to reject the immoral acts of fornication, homosexuality, intoxicants, gambling's, and trading with interest. Source |
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4th September 2003, 10:17 AM
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Graduate Poster
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Re: Re: Captain Ahab's False Alarm (PHOTO-CAPTION CONTEST!)
"Boy, if I had driven a boat 40 years ago I'd be President today. They float!"
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Veni, Vidi, Velcro I came, I saw, I stuck around |
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4th September 2003, 10:26 AM
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Penultimate Amazing
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I thought that Dukakis in a tank was a great way to campaign....
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Hell, dynamiting fish in a barrel is more challenging. - Ladewig I suspect you are a sandwich, metaphorically speaking. -Donn And a shot rang out. Now Space is doing time... -Ben Burch You built the toilet - don't complain when people crap in it. _Kid Eager |
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4th September 2003, 11:19 AM
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Critical Thinker
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Re: Captain Ahab's False Alarm (PHOTO-CAPTION CONTEST!)
[quote]Originally posted by American
I could sure use another happy meal |
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Signature? We don't need no stinkin' signature! |
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4th September 2003, 11:32 AM
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Graduate Poster
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Re: Re: Re: Captain Ahab's False Alarm (PHOTO-CAPTION CONTEST!)
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Heh hehehhhee |
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