Today's Theta Healing Class Has Been Cancelled

Elizabeth I · 2nd November 2007, 07:46 PM

The library where I work has meeting rooms that can be rented for a nominal fee by members of the public. Today one of them was reserved for a day-long seminar on this topic: Theta healing. Sadly, it had to be cancelled...

due to the instructor's illness.

DoubtingStephen · 2nd November 2007, 07:55 PM

I'm surprised they can get such good results using theta and gamma waves without having to also visit an energy vortex in Sedona, AZ while holding a healing crystal in their left hands. I bet they are using the harmonic resonance of the universal frequency!

I hope the instructor has cancer in his or her femur, since this marvelous technique has been demonstrated to instantaneously heal cancer.

Homemade psycho · 2nd November 2007, 09:23 PM

Irony just hit me so hard here I think I'm gonna have a black eye...

catbasket · 2nd November 2007, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by DoubtingStephen

I hope the instructor has cancer in his or her femur, since this marvelous technique has been demonstrated to instantaneously heal cancer.

Harsh, but fair.

Quote:

As the number of emails we receive has grown so also has our amount of spam or "Junk" email. To help us better answer your emails and to prevent your emails from being filtered please include "ThetaHealing" in the Subject line.

The cynic standing behind me just suggested that including "ThetaHealing" in the Subject line is equivalent to including "I am gullible, please take all my money" in the Subject line.

Orphia Nay · 2nd November 2007, 11:21 PM

, Elizabeth.

Blue Wode · 3rd November 2007, 06:29 AM

It reminds me of the final page of this thread
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=40533&page=5
where poster Sarah-I, a cranialsacral therapist who's defending craniosacral therapy, reveals that she's suffering from “the migraine from hell” (post 161), only to have it pointed out to her by Ashles (post 177) that the front page of the international Craniosacral site listed migraine headaches as the very first ailment which this 'preventative' therapy could help …

Ashles:

Quote:

The very concept of a craniosacral therapist unable to post coherently on the subject of craniosacral therapy because of a migraine strikes me as likely to break any irony-meters in the Northern Hemisphere.

Another good one from the McTimoney Chiropractic Association:
http://www.mctimoney-chiropractic.org/mca.htm

Quote:

In 1942 after a chiropractic treatment by Mr. Ashford, a chiropractor who had trained under DD Palmer, the discoverer of chiropractic, John McTimoney became fascinated by chiropractic, still a very little known therapy in Britain. He was struck by the logic of its philosophy of cause and effect and became eager to learn it himself.

In 1944 Mr. Ashford referred John McTimoney to a local chiropractor, Mary Walker, DC.

Due to illness Dr Walker was unable to fulfil her ambition of opening her own school of chiropractic. However, in the late 1940's she passed on her complete training, to two pupils, one of whom was John McTimoney. John's training took nearly three years and he described it as 'comprehensive and severe'. After examination by two Doctors of Chiropractic from Palmer College he qualified in 1950.

-snip-

Following his first heart attack, John McTimoney was asked to take on students in order to ensure the survival of his work. In 1972 with the help of his family he opened the Oxfordshire School of Chiropractic with 14 students. The School has evolved to become the McTimoney College of Chiropractic, enrolling up to 70 students per year who now graduate with a B.Sc. in Chiropractic. Students can study how to treat humans and animals, with the College now the premiere institution teaching chiropractic adjusting techniques for animals.

And here’s the final paragraph:

Quote:

McTimoney taught, as DD Palmer had before him, that health depends on healthy nerve messages, that subluxations of the vertebrae or other joints interfere with these, and that such subluxations can affect not only joints and muscles, but every cell and organ in the body. He also stressed what would one day be called holism: that human beings are not purely physical but mental, emotional and spiritual beings as well, and that treating the whole body restores health to all these aspects of the patient.

Elizabeth I · 3rd November 2007, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by orphia nay

, Elizabeth.

...and it's true!

flume · 4th November 2007, 12:52 AM

There have been at least two showings of "The Secret" in the meeting room of my local library recently.

DoubtingStephen · 4th November 2007, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by flume

There have been at least two showings of "The Secret" in the meeting room of my local library recently.

I hope these screenings were not advertised or announced in advance.

Gargoyle · 4th November 2007, 06:14 AM

Just great! "The irony... It hurts"!!!

What clowns they are...

wahrheit · 4th November 2007, 06:45 AM

Oh the irony, thanks for the laugh, Elisabeth I.

2nd November 2007, 07:46 PM	#1
Elizabeth I Olympic Equestrian Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Defending the Alamo Posts: 6,447	Today's Theta Healing Class Has Been Cancelled The library where I work has meeting rooms that can be rented for a nominal fee by members of the public. Today one of them was reserved for a day-long seminar on this topic: Theta healing. Sadly, it had to be cancelled... due to the instructor's illness.
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2nd November 2007, 07:55 PM	#2
DoubtingStephen Queer Propagandist Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,548	I'm surprised they can get such good results using theta and gamma waves without having to also visit an energy vortex in Sedona, AZ while holding a healing crystal in their left hands. I bet they are using the harmonic resonance of the universal frequency! I hope the instructor has cancer in his or her femur, since this marvelous technique has been demonstrated to instantaneously heal cancer.
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2nd November 2007, 10:19 PM	#4
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3rd November 2007, 02:49 PM	#7
Elizabeth I Olympic Equestrian Wannabe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Defending the Alamo Posts: 6,447	Originally Posted by orphia nay , Elizabeth. ...and it's true!
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2nd November 2007, 09:23 PM	#3
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3rd November 2007, 06:29 AM	#6
Blue Wode Graduate Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,141	It reminds me of the final page of this thread http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=40533&page=5 where poster Sarah-I, a cranialsacral therapist who's defending craniosacral therapy, reveals that she's suffering from “the migraine from hell” (post 161), only to have it pointed out to her by Ashles (post 177) that the front page of the international Craniosacral site listed migraine headaches as the very first ailment which this 'preventative' therapy could help … Ashles: Quote: The very concept of a craniosacral therapist unable to post coherently on the subject of craniosacral therapy because of a migraine strikes me as likely to break any irony-meters in the Northern Hemisphere. Another good one from the McTimoney Chiropractic Association: http://www.mctimoney-chiropractic.org/mca.htm Quote: In 1942 after a chiropractic treatment by Mr. Ashford, a chiropractor who had trained under DD Palmer, the discoverer of chiropractic, John McTimoney became fascinated by chiropractic, still a very little known therapy in Britain. He was struck by the logic of its philosophy of cause and effect and became eager to learn it himself. In 1944 Mr. Ashford referred John McTimoney to a local chiropractor, Mary Walker, DC. Due to illness Dr Walker was unable to fulfil her ambition of opening her own school of chiropractic. However, in the late 1940's she passed on her complete training, to two pupils, one of whom was John McTimoney. John's training took nearly three years and he described it as 'comprehensive and severe'. After examination by two Doctors of Chiropractic from Palmer College he qualified in 1950. -snip- Following his first heart attack, John McTimoney was asked to take on students in order to ensure the survival of his work. In 1972 with the help of his family he opened the Oxfordshire School of Chiropractic with 14 students. The School has evolved to become the McTimoney College of Chiropractic, enrolling up to 70 students per year who now graduate with a B.Sc. in Chiropractic. Students can study how to treat humans and animals, with the College now the premiere institution teaching chiropractic adjusting techniques for animals. And here’s the final paragraph: Quote: McTimoney taught, as DD Palmer had before him, that health depends on healthy nerve messages, that subluxations of the vertebrae or other joints interfere with these, and that such subluxations can affect not only joints and muscles, but every cell and organ in the body. He also stressed what would one day be called holism: that human beings are not purely physical but mental, emotional and spiritual beings as well, and that treating the whole body restores health to all these aspects of the patient.

4th November 2007, 12:52 AM	#8
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4th November 2007, 06:10 AM	#9
DoubtingStephen Queer Propagandist Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,548	Originally Posted by flume There have been at least two showings of "The Secret" in the meeting room of my local library recently. I hope these screenings were not advertised or announced in advance.
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4th November 2007, 06:45 AM	#11
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